Blonde Moments

[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[X] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[]You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
total=3

[ ] You have ran into a tree.
[ ] It IS possible to lick your elbow
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x]You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[] You just tried to sing them.
[] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[X] You have choked on your own spit.
[]You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.
[x] You didn't notice that in the last question "the" was spelled twice
x] You just looked at it.
[]Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.


[] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
[] You have caught yourself drooling.
[] You've fallen asleep in class
[x] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
[x] You just laughed.
total so far=5

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
[] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
[]You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[x]You use your fingers to do simple math.
total so far=4

[]You have eaten a bug.
[x]You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
total so far=3

[] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you.
[] You break a lot of things.
[] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[X] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
total so far=4
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Funny Chuck Norris Jokes!!!

Funny Chuck Norris Jokes!!!

1.Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

2.When life gives Chuck Norris lemons he makes grape juice.

3.Chuck Norris can hear sign language

4.The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.

5.Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

6.Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.

7.Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

8.Chuck Norris can run a 3-legged race by himself.

9.If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank. By phone.

10.It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box.

11.When the Tooth fairy comes to your house she takes your tooth and gives you money. When Chuck Norris comes to your house he breaks your tooth and takes your money.

12.Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.( I HATE Brett Favre)

13.Ghostbuster's call Chuck Norris

14.Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

15.M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this.

16.Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet

17.When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris

18.Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

19.On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.

20.Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

Send me a comment telling me which joke is your favorite!
Mine is #4 or #17!!