App for your life!

App here for a chance to be given 5mill mp!
Rules:
1.No begging
2.Graphics, poems etc are loved
3.This mp is to be used anyway that you like
4.Have fun and be funny! i love humour!

Goodluck!

Here is where you app for my LE giveaway!
Rules:
1.No begging
2.Graphics, poems etc are loved
3.Give me a legit reason why i should give you my LE
4.Dont make them too long, long ones are boring, make them about a paragraph or 2??
5.Have fun! i love humour!

Good Luck!

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