*~Application for Touz!~*

Aloha! Bonjour! Hello! ????????????! Hallo! Ciao! Ol??!
Didn't think I could speak seven different languages could you? Actually, I really can't. Sorry to disappoint you. Anyway, I'm Deer! That's my real name, no joke. I'm pretty sure I'm a female and I'm under 17 years of age and above 13. I'm pretty excited to see you're reading my application considering it's so horrifically long. I'm just hoping you'll stay awake or, at least, live through it.

I have countless reasons to explain my love for Touz. One of the reasons being I'm madly in love with deer! Another exciting thing about me is that I live up in the Colorado mountains where I see countless herds of deer each day. We feed them fruits and vegetables from our hands. It's pretty neat! :smiley: I've decided to form a deer army in dedication to these beautiful animals and Touz would be a wonderful addition. Not to mention that he's pretty darn smexy! It's a bit sad that I'm in love with pixels, I know.

If I was lucky enough to be chosen as Touz's new owner he would, of course, forever stay by my side and would be well cared for. (Actually, first, I'd completely z out) I would never dare disown him, trade him away, or portal him. Those are all big NOs. I'm pretty sure that's pixel abuse. Who would do such a thing anyway!? :cry: Sorry, that was strange. I just want Touz going to a good home; not some doof who trades him away the first chance they get. That just really irks me! :fearful: I'd also love to create a fitting character for Touz. He seems like the swift and whimsical type, beautiful yet unpredictable.

I can't believe you aren't asleep yet. (Wait, you aren't!?) Anyway, as an added bonus, I now proudly present you...Short story time as dedication to the remarkable Touz! (The