CLUB RANDOM OFF!
14 years, 10 months & 9 days ago
16th Jul 2009 14:15 Ok< i felt I should save our precious random off posts
xD
Val, Ari and I decided to have a random off, 'Cuz Val claimed she was most randomest, I said ONO, and fo sho, then Izzy Later Joined.
OK, HERE THEY ARRE::
Val/HPL:
Then I would snick into a inclosed hotel get some pop poor it on my head, then get a blacket and act like a ghost. Go on google type in "radom girl takes on the most random girl in the world!" and come to your house and sing rock a by baby and then go home and poor more pop on my head becouse it fells good.
Amanda/Me:
ONO.
Well then, I would go to K-Mart, Dress up as a fuzzy sock, and wear an afro wig, with flip-flops shaped like squares. The find yoo, and paint your nails bright yellow, do the funky chicken dance, run a marathon, and serch on ask.com, how old does a rock live to be before it becomes senile?
Ari!~
Oh yewah well Id take a potato sack and make a big toe warmer then take a leaf and eat it while having a thumb war bymyself and id go to walmart and find the biggest pencil case i could find and use it as a plate for eating mac&&cheese while trying to drink pop through my nose.
{ then she said show owned us allz xD}
Val/HPL:
Then I will take a shower to get the pop smell of me while singing the thype of seseme streat and elmos word. I will get dressed then go to the theater and spray in random leters on the screan cats will take over the word. Then take 10 cats give them a steack and some water and a yellow and pink and orange color string that says RANDOM QUEEN on them and give them to the cats. Then I will stay in the theater for a hour and watch barney. I will sing load and pround I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME,WERE A BIG HAPPY FAMILY< WITh a GREAT BIG HUG and a KISS TO ME TO YOU WANT YOU SAY I LOVE YOU TOO! Then I will get a barney stuffed animal from my niece and make out with it/!!!!
Amanda/ME
Ok then,
>:]
Well, I will ride on top of a plane, dressed as Elmo, singing the theme song to bob the builder, and wearing a wendy wig, and a hard-hat. Then I jump off the plane, and land on a neighborhood squirrel, and it carries me to Cincinatti. Then, I go and make posters of it, and the squirrel and I get married, and we adopt an albino elephant.
Ari!~
I would dress up as Zac Efron then sing like Avril Lacigne while trying to make out with usher and mourning the loss of marilyn monroe and thinking about how rihanna didnt deserve chris and how she's an ugly betty while pouring pink pop up my nose and reading a Beyonce Autobiography and shaking my hips like shakira and posing very bad scenes like Miley and being crazy like Britney while I lick the spoon after I stir poison like Lady Gaga did.
{Then she said she totally won. xD}
Val/HPL-
Well I would go to get some chill and cook the chile then through it in the tolet. Watch it go down the tolet, then run out side and kiss the ground. I would try to chetch a squiral. I would fail but I would catch a bird and kiss it and I would then let it go and then scream "Fly buirdy fly!!!!! You are free, free free!!"
Amanda/Me-
>:]
Well then, I would Wear a bra over my shirt, and wear Charizard feet, and Ni Hao Kai-lan Pajama pants, and run into a fashion store, and ask if this was current enuff to work here, then Have paint-ball drive-by's, Buy 29 colorful wigs and give them to gigantic bald men, then shave my head and flee to mexico, and claim I only speak Danish while I'm saying that in English. Then go and buy a walrus, and name her Jose, and marry her to my Dog, and then get a bucket of worms, barge into someones, house, and ask if they want to buy some.
Val/HPL-
I would go out to a bar underage find Zac. Get hiched to him. Then go and have a hunnymoon in Alabama. Then I would go to the sea and swim and find the lttle mermaid. THen I would fly to briten while making out with husband. Then after I was done making out with him, I would go find Harry Potter after eating twice my weightt in chochlete. After I found Harry I would get unmarried to Zac and slap Ginny to death and then marry Harry. And then I would go find Draco and slap him for being a bad guy. Then I would go to hugwarts and find a yellow chair and stand on it and do the hocky-pookey.!
Ari!~
Well I would jump on members of the club and then make 338,510 messages about fishes out of water then drink hot sauce and throw up on Mariah Carey's new hairdo and get into the news that was created on 04, May, 2008. After that I would steal 23,070,973 dollars from Usher and till him to go get a home cause I ruined his and then I would chat to Ariel the mermaid about her dad and his big spork and then go to the toe auctions in Michigan and say DO YA GOT ANY SQUIRREL ITEMS and then they shout, ITS A TOE AUCTION, GO TO K-MART so when I go to K-mart I see a fat lady and I pretend to be a bee so I take my barney umbrella say bzzzzz and poke her in her big keister and then she says OWCHIES. I WAS DONATING SOME ITEMS and then I walk over to the cashier who is like from Pakistan or something cause he dont understand me and I say, "YO WASSUP MAAAANN" and he go, "VANT TO SEE SALES HISTORY?" And I say no i wanna leave but first i gotta groom a pet like a hairless pig or i can just go to www.whiskas.ca and then look at the quiz winners and see a bird fall and run outside and look at the feathers and I pluck one and eat it.
Ari!~
Oh yeah?
Well I would call 1-888-995-HOPE to see if I could get a ticket to montreal for 1/2 price and call neighbor works too or maybe adcouncil to buy a blackberry and when I do i think its a real blackberry so I try to eat it so now I have a cell in my stomach and someone keeps calling so i keeep poking my stomach which makes me want to gag so I just take some Dirt tasting pop and wash it down and hope that the blackberry comes out the other end but it doesnt so I go to a picnic with Justin Bieber even though he's 4 years younger then him and ask him why he sounds like a girl and he says cause he got a sez change and I say I KNEW IT and then I see a worm and I pick it up cause its bleeding and I make a worm hospital and unfortunately later that night the worm dies and i cry and cry and cry.
Val/HPL-
Then I would get on marapets and mail CJ that I am a alien from outspace and I am hear to take out her brains. And she will scream and report me but then the staff would ban me and I would go to there house and mind control then to giving me 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 mp and then making me staff and then I would get all the pets and put them in a line and pet all of them. Then I would make them come alive and attack the UK. Then I would read Harry Potter and then hug my book and say everything is ok because I am here and then I would go out in my PJ's and go for a run. Then I will go to my best friends house and say can I have some coke to poor on my shoes. When they say no I will go rob a bank for 2 dollors to go get some pop. Then I will go rob it again for the donates that are free on there front counter.
Amanda/Me!
I stow on a cruise liner, find tom cruise, throw him off, and tell dolphins not to eat him, 'cuz they'll get sick. Then, find a whale,a nd hop in his mouth, and ask for gepetto, then I play drums on his teeth, and jump out of his blow-hole, go to thailand,a sk if they have any Children for sale, then I go to a drug highway, and ask if they sell cheese curds, then bombard them with water baloons filled with ear-wax, an get my nails done after ward.
I draw a picture of a stick person,and say he robbed my house, and offer a $900000 reward for his capture. Then I call the cops on myslef, because I feel I'm too tall, then slash all of the cops tires, paint their cars pink, and write 'LOLOLOL' on all of their cars, then walk to Jamaica, and ask for a searider, they deny me one, so I make out with the coat-check guy in a bar.
Val/HPL
Then I would use my magical powers to make all the worms ten times there usall size. I would ride one of them like a horsey. Then I would make them minagor again and then I would go back to hogwart to find out that Snape was back and that he wanted me to go to detention for being late. I go to detention and slap him silly and then I relise that I have no wand so I stay there to sort worms but then when I get out I get a wand from a midget that is 1 inch tall a catch a spell on snape to make him not be able to move. And then I laugh as I trip over 100 rocks that draco put in front of me.
Amanda/Me
I would grab a sled, and go sledding down the road, while eating pancakes. I hold up a gas station, and steal a penny. I buy a rainbow wig, put it on my foot, and put my hair in my socks. Then I paint my self blue with paint, and run around asking for my fellow smurfs, saying,'DID YOOH EAT ALL OF THE SMURFAS? THEY WERE MY FAMILY! Then share a snadwich with a hobo, give him sone pot, and mug Dan in a toys r us parking lot. Then I buy some toys, and give them to senile old folks. And, I marry myself, 'cuz I'm cool like that
Ari!~
Well I would go jump on a bear who was drunk who was about to drive with a happy face and he was wearing a red shirt and then i hear a guy who sounjds like a girl who's wearing a weird tie and then i see a shiny necklace and i jump off the bear quickly and take the necklace but its really a portal to a world of marshmellows and spiky things so I jump on the marshmellows and start eating and go NOMNOMNOM all the time and then i find a pretty rainbow dress that goes to the floor and I wear Victoria secret bra and thong but it doesnt work very well so I end up ripping my dress so I go to Brad Pitt and I say marry me but he says he's already married otherwise he would cause im so hot i caused global warming but then i realize i wont win so I go to Angelina and accuse her of Octa mom and she hates Octa-mom so much she decides to go suicidal and kill herself so I actually end up marrying Brad Pitt and we're are the hottest hollywood couple and then I see hermione and ron walking and i get mad at ron so I slap him with panty hose cause hermione should've married HARRY not ron so then ron dies and i go to ginny and slap her silly so she doesnt like harry anymore and harry winds up with hermione and they lived happily ever after.
Val/HPL-
Then I would go to jail and say can I have a glass of water. They will say no, then I would hit the cops and they would come after me but I wouldn't care because I rock. I would hitch a train to canada. In canada I would drop off a bride. I would servive because I love myself too much. Then I would go get pizza from the monsters across the streat. Thew pizzza tasted like puke but I ate it all anyway then I washed it down with ear wax.
Val/HPL-
Then I would go back to hogwarts and dovorice Harry Potter and marry Snape. And then go find voldy corpse and hug it. Then I would go to the usa and go to a jo bro consert and go up on stage dressed as a beletrix and say, HARRY POTTER IS REAL. Then I would pull out a wand and everyone would run except Nick Jonas. He stayed and said you are really ugly but I like that. Then he kissed me and then I pull out my fake wand and say avda kadabra and I thought it was fake but it acaully worked. He died.
Ari!~
I take the rocks and chuck them at a FATTTSOOOO guy who's saying, "WHY ARE YOU SO JEALOUS OF MY GOOD LOOKS" and he rolls away until he see's a big tree and he scurries up it and he scratches himself so I get mad and I run away and watch the news hour at 6 but then i see a pretty glass vase so I take out my handy dandy permanent marker and draw big scribbles on it and it went from priceless to 20 cents so I sold it on ebay for 30 which was a STEAL and then I go to the Dominican and I hula dance and they kick me out cause you only hula in hawaii so I go to hawaii and I do the Lime in the Coconut dance but they dont like it so they banish me from hawaii so I go to cuba and I run into a palm tree again and again and then a coconut falls and I thought it was a tree dropping so I ran away and when I saw someone crack and open it and drink from it I yelled lots and lots and I ran so fast i started floating and I went to heaven and in heaven i saw MJ and he was singing Beat It and I talked to him and he said I was his new best friend and to tell everyone back here on earth he loves us and he thinks we're great and he has an obsession with raccoons now so since he is the king of pop and one of the worlds greatest entertainers that we should be obsessed with raccooons too and we played hangman and the answer was LEMONS TASTE LIKE RACCOOONS and he won so then I had to give him 20 bucks and then I said bye and started floating back down to earth.
Amanda/Me:
I'd find an old mold piece of bread, and ask it what the meaning of life is. Then Grab some marshmellows, and stick paper messages in them saying, 'IM HELD AGAINST MY WILL AT BOB SAGETS HOUSE, CALL HIM PLZ ATT 1-234-5678'
Then, slide down a houses' roof with a penguin, hug a dead fish, and then eat sushi in front of it. I grab a cup, and accuse it of cheating on me, Grab a bra, freeze it, and beat random people with it, then try to fly with it, and say I'm a pretty bird, get a yelloe spray tan, and dye my hair green, and run around the viking's stadium.. Naked. xD Then I run to katy perry, rip off her black wig, and run around with it, and play with barbie dolls, then eat their feet, and tell people barbie is incest with kelly. Get a fat cat, and marry it to a guinea pig/ and take pitures of a sock, and send them to vogue, whilst I roll on my floor, supposedly looking for a box with a number on it.
Ari!~
I would go to the salon adn ask to have my nosehair cut but by accident they cut my nose and i get mad and sue them and i win so then im all hoppy and i buy the pizza hut franchise and say we should go camping and fall on lots of rocks so I put on the poly and i run out of hair products so the big purple kangaroo comes andhe says im wearing crest white strips so I will eat a bowl that is pretty and blue and then i ran away and I saw a shelf of books but really they were magic portals that took me to hogwarts so then I went to the Griffindor room and i took harry's invisibility cloak and then I kicked Draco right in the balls and took newspapers and tried to stuff them in his bellybutton.
Zoe:
Well i would find Dracula and tell him he isn't a real vmapire cuz he doesn't shine then throw him into the artic ocean and then challange him to a staring contest but in the middle jump on a seal and ride to Texas where i would rob a bank with Sandy the squrill who i will then shoot. then i will lock Dan in a perfume store and say HAHAHAHAAHAHA revenge and let him die slowly. Then I will get a job at Wendy's and i will mess everyone's orders up cuz im cool like dat. then i will murder each of the kids bop kids savagely. then i will leave club chat cuz I seriously have to go, bye bye!
Val/HPL:
Then I would go on google and type in 2012. Then I would run out in my bra and underwear screaming the end is coming the end is coming. Snape comes up and tells me, I will never let that happen to you baby. We make out but his breath smelled so I pushed him away and said were through. He falles down and cries red tears and then turns into a courpes. I go to ireland looking for Draco. I see him. He has a pink dress on. I go up to him and say will you marr.... then I change my mind because I saw a ant that was cutter then him. I pick it up and then go to the alter and marry him and then the mistor said you will now go to your house for 2 hours,, that aunts going to die you know. I start to cry and then I kick him where it hurts.
Ari!~
I'd take the box with the numbers and id sit on it and it would be flat but I wouldnt care and then i see a purple box so i chuck it at the tv which is showing csi with some case about little poniez smashing Joe jacksons skull and then someone is trying to stop them but they dont want to so I go to RPATTZ and I say you should've been hit by a taxi and you should've left bella to do cause then my life would be so much better and then Id see a chibs walking around and Id go EHMAGAWD A CHIBZ! so i try to catch it but itschewing on an azul going NOMNOMNOM and i get mad at it so I save the azul and bring him to the infirmary but then we figure out the azuls pregnant but we dont know how cause he's a guy but then he ends up being a he-she so we're all like "EWWW" and then he says yes I need protection and I want to adopt a kid but we told him that he's already having one so he doesnt need to so then the he/she/thing/azul says oh yeah i want to adopt a chicken then so it can lay me golden eggs and I can give them to the Giant and then out of nowhere the giant hear's his name so he comes going FE FI FO FUM I AM SO DUM and he almost steps on the azul who is now in INTENSE LABOUR YO and then out of nowhere a baby pops out and the he/she/thing/azul says "IS IT A BOY OR A GURL?" and crosses her/his fingers for it to be a He-she so they can relate but it ends up to be an ALIEN! DA DA DAAAA
Amanda/Me:
I sit on an eagle thats headed for new zealand, but get off, because I say he promised to take me to neverland. Then I go to ride a shuttle bus, and debate with the driver that it should be a little blue bus, then I go to McDonalds, buy a burger and a shake, and dump them on top of the chashier's head, while I grab a dead lizard, and throw him at people, telling them to make him live, and then i say your not god, and smack them with the dead lizard. I go to a dog groomers, and give them my boot,while I claim it's my doggy. But they say they dont gromm in-animate objects, so I let their dogs free, and ask why they were grooming cats instead of dogs. I ride my boot to a gas station, and tell them It's disgusting to pass gas, so why are they sellin' it? Then I find a paper, saying cheese is non-existent, So I go find a cow,, and tell it to take me to Dairyland. I scream, and ask a jellyfish for jelly, then run around in circles, claimming i'm creating a amgical portal to timbukto, and that I'm donald trump.
HPL/Val:
I go to my house and stay with my ant as long as I could, it died because I rolled onto it. I scream but it was ok. I go back to hogwart and drink a love potion. The first guy I see it Nevil. I ask him to marry me and he slaps the heck out of me. I go back to Ohio and go home and read Oliver Twist. I use my magical power to go in the book. I almost die of someone giving me a lashing. I get out of the book and go to krogers and get some cream and some icecream. I eat the icecream without a spoon. It tasted bad because I had blood dripping in it from the lashing. I go on mara and type HELP HELP HELP I LOVE THE COMPUter to MUCH!
Amanda/Me:
I throw ryan seacrest at a Cotton Candy maker, and yell at it for not making me candy/ I go to a Dollar store, and refuse to pay anything under a penny. they try to kick me out, so i make out with the cashier, and grab cans of silly string and spray them all in the face. I throw the cans, and run to a soccer game, steal the ball an attempt to eat it. then I throw it and say this isn't Orange juice! I go to indiana and ask for the chief, no one answers, and i run amok screaming about squirrels. I buy purple lipstick, and write all over the sears tower, buy a cat, and tell it i have the power, and put it in a kiddie pool filled with Alo vera, while doing the thriller. I put pieces of toast on my armpits, claiming their my deoderant.
Val/HPL:
Then I would go tell Edward cullen that he is a jerk and not a reall man, real man don't sparkly. Then I would go dancing in the rain. Then I would find Jacob and say will you marry be warewolf. He will say yes. Then I will make him really agry by saying Wizards are awsome, he scratches me, then I use my magical powers to kill him. I have a funral for him and I cry magical tears that healed him. He thanks me and I kissed him. But then I unmarried him and ran for my life. I go find Molfoy again and he is still in that pink dress so I deside to go to Hollywood to try out for american idol. I don't make it, simon said it was the most awsomest thing ever though and then he fiannly had a color on besides black and grey.
Ari!~
Well Id sing a lonngggg song about happy faces and then start counting to 241 just like this: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25
26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50
51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75
76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100
101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125
126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147 148 149 150
151 152 153 154 155 156 157 158 159 160 161 162 163 164 165 166 167 168 169 170 171 172 173 174 175
176 177 178 179 180 181 182 183 184 185 186 187 188 189 190 191 192 193 194 195 196 197 198 199 200
201 202 203 204 205 206 207 208 209 210 211 212 213 214 215 216 217 218 219 220 221 222 223 224 225
226 227 228 229 230 231 232 233 234 235 236 237 238 239 240 241 and then I say messages older than a week are automatically EATEN cause our bites are so harsh that we even make rocks blled and I start singing take me out to the ball game while doing the single ladies by beyonce dance and wear striped shades in yellow cause yellow is a happy colour like the sun speaking of the sun id jump up on to it from my roof and me and the sun god called Sunny would dance all night and we'd boogiewoogiewoogie cause we're cool like that and then id take some leather and Id wrap it around CJ's face and then I tell CJ WOULD YOU LIKE A FAT MAN DANCING and she would say yes cause she's cool like dat and then I would dance like a maniac and people would say FOR SHE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOWWWW, while I hugged a porcupine and then I had to go to the hospital because they got stuck and it hurt so much i ran through a music store window so now i got the porcupine needles and glass stuck but now it hurts so much that its numb so I dont really care so I roll around in mad which might also be cat poo but I wouldnt know and then id wash myself by jumping into a pool of Fruitopia mixed with OJ.
Amanda/Me:
I'd run up to a fish, and ask it if it had Candi's legs. Then run over to HPL's house, pour mayonaise on herpillowe, aand write in spray-cheese on her floor, ONO IM PWN. The I buy a fuzzy carpet, and claim it's my Yak. I go to Arabia and ask for a scotsman. But there was none, so I took all of their sand, and went to alaska, and threw a moose on sarah palin and yelled YOU BETCHA at her. I found Barack obama, and told him to hide form dan, threw a water balloon at him, and ran.. I filled buckets with peaches, and said that I was saving the world. Then I sprayed hair-spray on a tree hugger, and said it was full of CFC's, found a tree, Named it Joe, and worte all over it. I found a fairy and asked her how to be magic. She said no, so I called her a Flaming Llama, and took her shoes, put them on my feet-less Barbies, Then ate a paper plate, and was made 'cuz it wasn't holy bread
Ari!~
I would go to Jacob and Id make out with him and he'd ditch renesmee and then we'd legally adopt her as OUR child because jacob loves me so much he killed edward and bella and then we had another baby and another one (we like doing /that/ kind of stuff to much. hehe) until we eventually had 11 but we kept going till we had 100 and all of them were either super super cool or werewolves or whatever but one of our babies was a fatty so I told him 1 sexy stomach rule: Obey so then he did it and he was super skinny and all the girls loved him so I ended up going up to my friend lauren and i said YO HOMIE GIRL, WASSUP. and then i took a wasp who didnt sting me because wasps like me and i put it down her shirt.
HPL/Val:
Then I would go to the amusment park and ride the biggest ride there while screaming at the top I am a celeberty now get me out of here. Then I would so to my house and tell my parents I am going to paris. They will say ok. THen I will go to church and pray to him and ask them for a pink and purple unicorn. Then I will scream when I don't get it!!! OMGSH PLEZ. And then a unimcorn will apear that is red and yellow. I cry but I get over it. I ride it all the way to china. I adopt a kid named OJ and then go home. I give the kid to Bruno (I hate that movie by the way, nver seen it but I still hate it) and then go to the the store and try to steal gum. I get cought. I go to jail and met Daniel Radcliffe there. He has magical powers and breaks us both out and then we go to the beach and swim. Sharks come but he kills them We make out on the beach but then his girl friend comes and Kicks him where it heart and then he get dragged home by his ear bu him mummy.
Ari!~
I would start singing a kids bop song and then get mad at myself because i hate them and id take a music concoction and even though its illegal i would gulp it down and I turn into a big mermaid but im super pretty with really nice hair and i stroke my hair all day and night and then i see a painting of like a fall landscape and i like it so very very much that I frame it and put it above my black leather couch which is nice and comfy and i decide to take a club poll to decide if I should get another shirt or stay and wear the one i've been wearing for 3468935861498672498672896574689476895689789276584264827689476.1 days. And if they say yes then i wont anyway cause i want to beat the record which is 34689358614986724986728965746894768956897892765842648276894767 which I dont know If i will beat cause it'll take one day so I will go and talk to the ex-members of blob land and laugh in their face and then go to leaf but i wont join i will just throw paint-balls and run into the ocean
Amanda/Me:
I would find a monkey, name him Lazlo,and ask for a clam, then run across the oceon, and Claim I'm a flying peanut, who controls all of the world's pinapples. I would sing alone with a worng tune to a car horn, hug a stick of butter, then eat some manneequin legs. Then I'd dress up a mouse and ask it if it wanted to go to Dave and busters, grab a squid and ask it for a krabby patty, throw it in the oceon, and scream SOULESS! INSATIABLE POPPIT! and grab a Plain white t shirt, and ask why it isn't singing. I buy a voice changer, and claim I'm Darth vader, I just got over asthma, and became a woman. The Hide in someones trunk, and jump out of their car in front of them.
Ari!~:
Then I would say I cut down 5 lbs of stomach fat per week by obeying these 2 easy tips and id make a site about it and kobe bryant would fall majorly in love with me and asks me to marry him but I say we'll see cause I wanna keep my options open cause there's also brad pitt and jacob and harry to worry about so i say we'll see and I take some keys and I drive in his luxury sedan which is very nice btw and i eat some cheese puffs while i chase a small grey mouse which is chasing a horse which is chasing a fat lady which is chasing a piece of german chocolate cake which is really a trick by sarah palin cause sarah palin is jealous of fat people because sarah is just toooo damn skinny so she wants to capture allll the fat people in the world.
HPL/Val:
I went illinos. Got a trapiline. and started jump. I jump so high that I got to the moon and licked it. Then I went to see how much troudle Daniel got into. When I got there he was eating pie in the corner cring facing the black berry colered wall. Hannah Montanna was there doing her stuped dances and then his mom came up to me a draged me into a courner and foreced me to listion and watch "EVERYONE MAKES MIStaccks" fo kissing his son!!! I start to sing so makes me face the wall with my nose to it. I get soem punut butter from a spray can and spra y it hannah monatanna and daniel radcliffes mom and get daniel and run off with him.
Ari!~
Id go get my pet lion farzzle and give him one of those red and white name tags that say HELLO MY NAME IS and then Id write down FARZZLE in that white place and he'd be on CBS news CNN and WebMD cause he's cool like dat and we'd jump into a clown car and when we honked bubbles came out and i got mad so me and farzzle went to go see a priest or a pope or even ian about this but instead we ended up in a church in the middle of a wedding right in the part where it says, "If anyone objects please say now or forever hold your peace" and then it turns out farzzle was inlove with the lady so since me and farzzle the lion can talk to eachother he tells me to object on behalf of him so then I say that and then i add "OH AND I PWN. OYAS I DO. YAS I DO!" And anyway, we figure out that the lady didnt like that guy she was marrying really so then she and farzzle and i (who felt like a third wheel) walked into the silhouette while the guy who she was supposed to marry just watched and then he got mad so he took his pants off and we all saw his rubber ducky boxers and everyone laughed.
Amanda/Me:
i yell at Ari, telling her it's my dream to be a mermaid, and now her and Candi have beat me to it, then put some bottle rockets in peoples shoes, and shoot them off, then Jump the Icarly ppl, and tell them they're rediculous. And slap them with fish. Then I'd buy some action figures, and rip their heads off, 'cuz they didn't move.
Buy a chicken, and ask it to lead me to california. Buy some spray paint, and throw the can at a cop. Grab some Yugioh person's card deck,a nd put it in a paper shredder, and say you annoy me no further! then, grab a pillow, and say it protects me. Then buy an inflatable bat, throw it at dan and say, ONO it'll eat yoo
[Then I admmited to Dan, that I had mugged him 3 times..AND HE HIT ME WITH A BASEBALL BAT! 4 times..]
Dan- 3 times.
xD
Christina-
I walked into to Target and I see this fat woman,I decide to get a closer look at her and finds out she's actually Kristen Stewart.
I asked her why she was so fat,she said she was making a fat army and was going to rule target,she asked me if I wanted to join,so she gives me 50 fat cakes,and tells me to eat them,I eat them,become fat,and we build a fat people army.
65 fat people,we couldn't even all fit in there,half of them had to surround the building outside,then we get the manager,and got his badge off him.
Kristen saw the badge and thought is was a doughnut,she ate it.
Then we rule all the Targets!
Ari!~
I run to Amanda and I say yoyoyyoyoyoyo dont be mean yo cause being mean aint cool only being cool is cool cause if you aint cool then that means that cool people decided not to be cool and books will all be about calculus and people will fail to know the world so I would go to Target and dress up as a Pink Gorilla but people mistake me for an Orangutan so I end up becoming a housemaid with a yellow feather duster and my friend Shakira tells me it compliments my skin colour and i say thanks thanks thanks thanks and put some melted butter on some popcorn and then put it on everything else.
HPL/Val:
Me an ddaniel would fall madlly in love. We would get married on the set of Toy Story 122425409100 in year 3023 because he made us invicible. We then went back to year 2009 and we ran around the blod in our undergarment and then we jumped of a truck and then we went to hogwarts and we both kicked him in the balls and then we got pizza from Larosses and I smashed a pie in snuffs face for being on my mara biffiles then we went white water rafting in our swim wear. We end up doing /that/ and haveing twins one named Laraina and one Fred Goerge.
Ari!~
So I end up wearing a red scarf and wearing aviators and a fake gun its actually a water gun but i dont really care so i drink some budweiser but i forgot i hate budweiser so i play some poker while driving a yellow minicooper and i take a jar of pennis and throw them all over and in Dans closet and he gets mad so I decide what the heck and I take out all of his shoelaces out of his shoes and i tie it too the top of the CN tower and i laugh.
Amanda/Me: [ My last entry; I had to go. >.<]
I grab a rubber duck, and Sing 'RUBBER DUCKY YOUR THE ONE' to it, while trying to fly like an eagle,
grab a piant bursh, and try to make the world green, catch a chick-flick, and beat the actors with rubber sticks. Then ask a bee for honey nut cheerios, it doesn't so i make it sting itself. I rob thedollar store, and take a dollar. And, a can of silly string. Spray a random car, and hitch-hike on the back of a bus to Canada, write on mountains with black Eyeliner, AMANDA WASNT HERE, and leave a trail of glitter to a duck den, hug a beaver, ask it if it knows Sonic the hedgehog, and play my wii int eh middle of the woods, in my bra and underwear.
Then, i run into town, claiming i had been mugged by a goose, and that it wanted my fuzzy socks.
Izzy-
I wrote down in my notebook 'HEY I WANT SOME CAT FOOD' then the notebook turned into a giant green marshmallow. So I got my gaiaonline account and slapped it with a smelly tuna fish. It got really annoyed and said 'GO TO THE MAGAZINE YOU EAT SQUARES.' So I went to the deviantART creator's house and sprayed it with Irn Bru from my water gun which was actually a keyboard. Then the house said 'I DON'T LIKE GINGERS' so I ate a pencil which said 'RAC- be a member for ??5645648646 a month'. But then I saw some cheese. It was big and scary and then it turned into Fred. The high voice scared me and he thought I was Judy so I ran away and bumped into Nori who said that she didn't like Purple.
Ari!~
We;; I would talk to some person who takes microchips for surveillance and tracking for a living and i would mug him and i have no idea what i owuld be doing with them but then id run into a brick wall and id break my nose but id magically fix it because im secretly The Green Witch of Pimpernel and i have a kid named Igraine and a brother named Albert and two parents who are magicians, the real kind and then I take a newspaper and I put it on Izzy's feet so they will be dry and if they are not i will cry cry cry and they get even wetter and then i see some guy with a hot girl and i wonder why she is there so this is stupid and she cant give her number to him which sucks and he's a nerd so toooooo baddd sucker.
Ari!~
So then I start being one of those people who has a site full of adds like craig list and then some people are being stupid with socks so I take a fishstick boil it and put it on there heads and slap them silly cause i have cancer yo and if you have cancer then your messed up like me so then i go to dress up games and I go to ugly betty and I say, "HEY SNUFF! THEY MADE A DOLL OF YOU!" and its really funny even though snuff gets mad and i laugh and laugh and decide to call her tissue i emember someone else use o call her that but i forget so i grab a chibs and smushie ushie it into Amanda's face and i laugh.
( Ima gonna gethchu for that, Ari. >:] )
Izzy-
I scream at the newspaper article which says 'WANT A FREE LAPTOP? THE CATCH IS IT'S ARI' and I throw feathers from my budgie called Buddha at it. Then I hear a squawk and I go and investigate and it's my Bunny Suicides calender committing suicide into my toy dog Cheem. Then the owner of Tesco's Petrol Station comes and says 'I saw your art of Robert Pattinson in a magazine, it portrayed his fingernails like a star' and I say 'GO AND MAKE OUT WITH REBECCA' but he stays and scares me on purpose by giving me a Haribo but it wasn't a real one it was a piece of Lego.
HPL/Val:
I went cuba! It then got crushed by a giunt blider. I almost died but I didn't. I did find out that God makes a smothy every 5th of every mnouth out of cuba. Then I went to France, I see the eifle tower fall down because God got MAD because I was looking at a guy other then Daniel. Then God told me naughty naughty then he did a load roar then I went to Alaska to yell at the people and coplain that it was way to cold for wearing only a bra and underwear. Then Daniel used his wand to warm up the word. I found out he caused global warming by spraying a can that said ITS GETTING HOT IN HEer on the bottle. Everytime you spray it it says, ITS GETTING HOT IN HEAR SO TAKE OFF ALL YOUY CLOSE. The to fat dudes did what the song said. Then to black cecers came up over the parts.
Christina:
parking lot.I just tipped the car to one side,and the person fell out.
So,I'm driving in Hollywood,and I sling a rubber band at this car,and it happens to be Brittany Spears, so she get her body guard to get me.
I run from him,and knock into Kate with her kid,I grab Alexis and Aidan,well because they're so cute,then Kate has her body guard come after me,but she follows him,because he doesn't want him to leave her,so Brittany Spears finds the kids,and becomes there new mom.
Izzy:
I saw the soccer players from England run over my driveway so I got annoyed and shouted at them to go to South Africa and listen to the book. Then a baby wailed but I didn't know who it was but it turned out it was Candi and Dans baby that was neither a boy or a girl. I took it to George Bush who said that I was too illiterate to eat sundaes on sunday which was a shame because HPL is a girl. Well I think she is. Anyway the tree that Snuff attacked with silly string came to life and ran at me with my MSN account in its hand saying 'I WILL DELETE THIS ACCOUNT UNLESS BRUNO IS SCOTTISH' so Bruno came and talked to me in bad Austrian saying that Irn Bru was bad and it tasted of socks.
[ Dan and Candi had a he/she child..]
HPL/Val:
I hear a knock at the door. There was a hobo there. He was singing "If it makes you happy!" Then I said what do you want? Then he says I want to kill you. Then I get this happy spray that turns people happy. I spray it at him and nothing happens because he was happy to make me die. I run out the door. 50000 people were there trying to make me die. I faint, after I wake up I have no arm and the hobo was eating it will nothing on it and my arm was sewed up. I then said, "I have only one thing to say to you, NO BARBUQU SAUSE!"!!!!!!
Christina:
I go to a Taylor Swift concert,and the back up dancers are gummy bears,I hop on the stage and start chewing them.Taylor Swift notices me and asks if I want to be one of her back up singers,I said sure.
So I grabbed the gummy bear I was eating toward the mick,and started singing "White Horse" and chewing on the gummy bear at the same time.
The audience like me better than Taylor Swift,so I kick her off the stage,and start singing "You Belong to me"
Taylor comes back up,and steals my gummy bear,so she can eat it,then she runs to Mexico.
I run after her,because I want the gummy bear back.I grab a bad,and whacks her with it 20 times,I get the gummy bear back,while she's unconscious.I run back to the concert and do 12 other songs.
Izzy:
I forgot yesterday that I had met Jennifer Aniston who told me that Marley out of Marley and Me was still alive. I was so happy that I did NaNoWriMo in a day and Amanda said that I must eat some raspberries or I'll seriously hurt myself. I didn't listen to her so Marley and Me went out to John Lewis to buy an Apple iMac because we had won this pair of jeans at a travelling fair. The jeans were from New Look and were snakes. So Marley and Me ran away because we were scared, and Jennifer Aniston said that Marley was only allowed to stay with the movie directors because he was 454654545423 in dog years which is really old for a dog.
HPL/Val:
I went onto mara to yell at the twilighters for calling me a jerk. Then one mails me and says you want to go out. I tell them no. Then they are like I have candy. I said ok. I got to there loacation. I bring die instially stuff to throw at him. I grabbed some candy and eat a peice. There were so grose that I puked all over the guys shirt. As he said you little, I through the die isantliy stuff. I then get a blacket and put it on him. The blacket that says, here lies a perve that was tring to kill me. Then I added with bad taste in candy. Then I puked on the guys face!
HPL/ Val
Then I try to go to the presidents house but I then see a sign that shows my picture and daniels and my cats picture with a cross through it so I go skipping all the way back to Ohio. I go to my house a fine that the house was burned down. Daniel then comes out then, he said he tried to retoste toasted bread. Then we go call out insurence compuny. They say no then daniel says hi and then the guy hypervinalates and says, are you daniel radcliffe and faints. They build us a big big house and then we have anther kid named Billy Bob Joy the 1003242358402234. We wanted it to be odd. Then I skipped to kroger to get wine. Daniel gets drunk and passes out and I start to sing I kissed a girl.
Izzy-
I went onto Google and typed in 'Internet connection dies in dress up accident'. The results were Get an Emo Makeover so I went on to that because I've always wanted to cut down 5lbs of belly fat every week by obeying one simple rule. So the emo makeoverers made me up so I looked like a chihuahua, thank goodness. Now Candi can't kill me, but Xiah will (oh no) because I beat her in posts so she will come whacking my legs with a blue and yellow stick until I go to Mexico and catch swine flu. I give my swine flu to all of the leaders of all of the clubs i've ever been in so they give me a party and we celebrate with TamiFlu and caffeine pills. Lily Allen is there and she ODs on active chat so we have to take her to the ER. The doctor says she has just died so we eat Wednesday to mourn for her.
OK!
So that was ourr random off,
It was mainly between Val, Ari, and I.
Izzy, Zoe, and Christina joined in, and Dan assaulted me.
xD
It took a while, but here it is.
xDDD
a brunette, PALE!
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