Jana

Greatest friend every. You always know how to make me happy even in my most grim of hours. Jana was are and always will be the greatest friend ever. Listen you mess with Jana and i find out ill will find you and you will be punished for it.

This made me lol

Pick your birthday month and day, then pick a random letter!

Janurary-I killed a piece of hair
Feburary-I kissed Old Navy
March-I shaved a 16 year old
April-I love that persom
May-I am friends with myself
June-I see a straw
July-I love TreeHugers
August-I see a trampoline
September-I miss that nice person above me
October-I am freaked out
November-I am going to get killed
December-I miss school

1-because a monkey ate me
2-because I'm stuck up with Twilight
3-because my stomach hurts
4-because I had a toilet to drink
5-because my toe nail fell off
6-because I love softball
7-because I love gel
8-because I am a suck-up
9-because I trust the stars
10-because I'm failing
11-because I hate reading
12-because Marapets is awesome
13-because I farted
14-because I love awards
15-because I saw you next door
15-because I'm a blonde
16-because I can't believe it
17-because I set on a copy machine and copied my booty
18-because I love my honey bear
19-because I'm sad
20-because I annoy my parents
21-because I am hurting
22-because I'm a surga momma
23-because I need to hire someone
24-because somebody still wipes my booty
25-because I love Lady GaGa
26-because I get told to chop chop
27-because I eat bugers
28-because I dropped out of school
29-because I can't spell
30-because my mom loves me
31-because I stole money

A-since I'm a Nothing at all
C-since I got scared
E-since I peed in my pants
G-since I licked an old lady's foot
I-since my sister gave me a spanken
K-because somebody broke up with me
M-because I am mental
O-because I brought food to myself
Q-because I'm tired
S-because a seagull fell on me
U-because I feed fish
W-because my parents don't trust me
Y-because I lost my car