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  1. 17 signs you like someone
    29th Aug 2010 10:15
    13 years, 7 months & 28 days ago
  2. "female comebacks"
    26th Jun 2010 09:23
    13 years & 10 months ago
17 signs you like someone
13 years, 7 months & 28 days ago
29th Aug 2010 10:15

> > >17 signs you like someone this is how u know u like/love some1.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >SEVENTEEN: You look at their profile constantly.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >SIXTEEN: When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang
> >up, >you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago.
> > >
> > >
> > >FIFTEEN: You read their Texts and Ims Over and over again.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >FOURTEEN: You walk really slow when you're with them.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >THIRTEEN: You feel shy whenever they're around.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >ELEVEN: When you think about them, your heart beats faster but slower at
> > >the same time.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >TEN: You smile when you hear their voice.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >NINE: When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you,
> >you >just see him/her.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >EIGHT: You start listening to slow songs while thinking about them.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >SEVEN: They're all you think about.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >SIX: You get high just from their scent.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >FIVE: You realize you're always smiling when you're looking at them.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >FOUR: You would do anything for them, just to see them.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >THREE: While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole
> > >time.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >TWO: You were so busy thinking about that person, you didnt notice number
> > >twelve was missing
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >ONE: You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at
> >yourself.
> > >
> > >
> > >NOW MAKE A WISH. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.......
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >*
> > >
> > >**
> > >
> > >***
> > >
> > >****
> > >
> > >*****
> > >
> > >******
> > >
> > >*******
> > >
> > >********
> > >
> > >*********
> > >
> > >********
> > >
> > >*******
> > >
> > >******
> > >
> > >*****
> > >
> > >****
> > >
> > >***
> > >
> > >**
> > >
> > >*
> > >
> > >*
> > >
> > >**
> > >
> > >***
> > >
> > >****
> > >
> > >*****
> > >
> > >******
> > >
> > >*******
> > >
> > >********
> > >
> > >*********
> > >
> > >********
> > >
> > >*******
> > >
> > >******
> > >
> > >*****
> > >
> > >****
> > >
> > >***
> > >
> > >**
> > >
> > >*
> > >
> > >**
> > >
> > >***
> > >
> > >****
> > >
> > >*****
> > >
> > >******
> > >
> > >*******
> > >
> > >********
> > >
> > >*********
> > >
> > >********
> > >
> > >*******
> > >
> > >******
> > >
> > >*****
> > >
> > >****
> > >
> > >Post this as : 17 signs you like someone
> > >
> > >*And something good will happen to you tomorrow .
> > >
> > >*If you don't... you'll certainly regret' wub.gif

"female comebacks"
13 years & 10 months ago
26th Jun 2010 09:23

female comebacks - I read this and found some of them funny.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
....
...
..
.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
.
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...
....
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
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Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
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Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
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Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
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Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
.
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If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this....
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If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity.
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CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
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DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen

  1. 17 signs you like someone
    29th Aug 2010 10:15
    13 years, 7 months & 28 days ago
  2. "female comebacks"
    26th Jun 2010 09:23
    13 years & 10 months ago