Exactly.
They're kinda funneh to read, though.
But they don't make a difference except to being disgustingly sick to little kids.
I've read that razor one 3 times, got emailed it twice, and my throat is not cut.
And for the "if you had a heart" part-
If you'd have a heart, you'd stop making gory gruesome stories about animal/child abuse and get off that sofa to actively doing something about it.