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RockydaDog

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294 Ways To Annoy People!!

14th Mar 2009 14:03

17 years, 3 months & 26 days ago

This is REALLY Scary o_O

12th Feb 2009 12:40

17 years, 4 months & 25 days ago

daddys poem, faith and wierd

3rd Feb 2009 11:55

17 years, 5 months & 4 days ago

Goals!

12th Aug 2008 11:53

17 years, 10 months & 27 days ago

How To Give A Cat A Pill

10th Aug 2008 08:59

17 years, 10 months & 30 days ago

37 funny ways to annoy ur parents!lol! plz comment

29th Jul 2008 12:45

17 years, 11 months & 10 days ago

wierd and... interesting facts!

22nd Jul 2008 13:19

17 years, 11 months & 17 days ago

cool stuff!

7th Jul 2008 13:41

18 years & 2 days ago

this is so sad

23rd Jun 2008 11:04

18 years & 17 days ago

RockydaDog 13 Comments

How To Give A Cat A Pill

17 years, 10 months & 30 days ago

10th Aug 2008 08:59

How to give a cat a pill

1) Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process.

3) Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away.

4) Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right fore-finger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.

5) Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden.

6) Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.

7) Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.

8) Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.

9) Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink glass of water to take taste away. Apply band-aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.

10) Retrieve cat from neighbour's shed. Get another pill. Place cat in cupboard and close door onto neck to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.

11) Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus jab. Throw T-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.

12) Ring fire brigade to retrieve cat from tree across the road. Apologise to neighbour who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil-wrap.

13) Tie cat's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table, find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of fillet steak. Hold head vertically and pour 2 pints of water down throat to wash pill down.

14) Get spouse to drive you to the emergency room, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table.

15) Arrange for RSPCA to collect cat and ring local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters.

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GoSnookles

hilarious!

17 years, 10 months & 24 days ago

16th Aug 2008 08:16

same with my dog!
we had to give him a sleeping tablet once as we were going in the car and he gets sick when he travels so we gave it to him in a bit of butter, so he ate it all but then spat the tablet out when he thought I wasnt looking!
so in the end we had to put it in his mouth and then hold his mouth closed for about five minutes!!!

17 years, 10 months & 26 days ago

13th Aug 2008 11:58

LOL.... That sounds about right. I have two cats, One will take pills knowing that he gets a treat after but the other one is a nightmare! He checks all of his food b4 eating it to check there isnt a pill