January: I slept with the cookie monster
February: I hung out with a beer
March: I ate Barney (BELCH)
April: I danced with a mop
May: I spat on Paris Hilton
June: I rode on a spaceship
July: I kissed a psycho (cause i'm weird like that XD)
August: I laughed at Brittney Spears
September: I sang with my crush
October: Ran naked with a tely tubby (now thats so wrong DX)
November: I slapped/punched a hobo
December: I made out with a voodoo doll