0Sammy1090So crack a bottle, let your body waddle
Don???t act like a snobby model you just hit the lotto
O-oh o-oh, b!tch3s hopping in my Tahoe
Got one riding shotgun and no not one of them got gloves
Now where???s the rubbers? Whose got the rubbers?
I noticed there???s so many of them
and there???s really not that many of us.
Ladies love us and my posse???s kicking up dust.
It???s on till the break of dawn
and we???re starting this party from dusk
0Sammy1090It's Tuesday and I'm locked up
I'm in jail and I don't know what happend
They say I was running butt naked
Down the street screaming
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Well I'm sorry, I don't remember
All I know is this much
I'm not guilty
They said, "Save it, boy we gotcha you on tape
yellin' at an old lady 'touch my body!'"
0Sammy1090These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all over me like they wanna hold hands
Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band
0Ihatestealers60Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
and started whoopin her as.s worse than before
they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!
Feminist women love Eminem
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clit/oris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel don't they?
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
who cut other people open like cantaloupes [SLURP]
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
0Sammy1090I'm sorry mama, I never meant to hurt you, I never meant to make you cry, but tonight i'm
cleanin' out my closet, {one more time}, I said i'm sorry mama, I never meant to hurt you, I
never meant to make you cry, but tonight i'm cleanin' out my closet...
0Sammy1090Somedays i sit, staring out the window.
Watching this world pass me by.
Sometimes i think, there's nothin to live for, i almost break down and cry.
Sometimes i think im crazy, im crazy o so crazy, why i am here am i just wastin my time?
But then i see my baby, suddenly im not crazy.
It all makes sense when i look into here eye's
Chorus.
Sometimes it feels like the worlds on my shoulder, everyones leanin' on me.
Sometimes it feels like the worlds almost over, but then she comes back to me.
Verse 2.
My baby girl, keeps getting older, i watch her grow up with pride.
People make jokes, cause they dont understand me, they just dont see my real side.
I act like sh!t dont phase me, inside it drives my crazy, my insecurities could eat my alive.
But then i see my baby, suddenly im not crazy.
It all makes sense when i look into here eye's
0Sammy1090it's the eye of the tiger it's the cream of the fight rising up to the challenge of our rival and the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night and he's watching us all in the eye of the tiger