If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Excuse me, but I think my karma just ran over your dogma.
Never go to bed angry... stay up and plot your revenge.
If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?
gurls are like tlelphones, we loved to be held, talked to , but if you press the worng button you'll be disconnected
Just Hand Me The Cookies And No One Gets Hurt!
have you ever wonderd wich one hurts the most wihsing you said sumthing and you hadn't? or saying nuthing and wishing you had?
ME and him , we like p.b&j , put us together and you get a weird nad wonderful combination, seperate us and u get 2 plain spreads
LIFES TO SHORT TO BE GETING DRESSED INTO OTHER CLOTHES EVERYDAY...P.J'S 4 EVA!!
i colour outside the lines
u laugh cause im different, i laugh becuse u jsut smelt my fart
4/5 of the people have a problem with fractions. The other 50% don't.
114 years, 10 months & 9 days ago 10th Jul 2009 05:07
"Will my pizza ever be done? Or is the cook on it's break?"
-by Jenpurple!
114 years, 10 months & 14 days ago 5th Jul 2009 09:14
"Sometimes the dog runs the wring squirrel up the right tree" --Dolly Parton; Straight Talk
114 years, 10 months & 16 days ago 3rd Jul 2009 18:36
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"? Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. "Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
114 years, 10 months & 18 days ago 1st Jul 2009 17:28
Another ten seconds of my life taken away from me, for typing this in~
114 years, 10 months & 25 days ago 24th Jun 2009 22:01
Time is the most valuable thing some one can spend.
114 years, 10 months & 26 days ago 23rd Jun 2009 10:33
"The man who has confidence in himself gains the confidence of others." -Hasidic Saying
"I grumbled because I had no shoes to my feet until farther down the street I met a man who had no feet." -Indian Proverb
114 years, 10 months & 29 days ago 20th Jun 2009 08:23
"Neither a borrower nor a lender be; For loan oft loses both itself and friend, and borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry"
-Shakespeare
114 years, 10 months & 30 days ago 19th Jun 2009 20:46
"Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like." - Lemony Snicket
"Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted." - John Lennon
"If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats." - Lemony Snicket
114 years & 11 months ago 18th Jun 2009 08:38
Live in the persent, but dream about the future, remember the past, but again, cherish the present.You never know when life will end.
Its long I know, but...
114 years, 11 months & 1 day ago 17th Jun 2009 18:38
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