*Gasp* you opened it ... if you re-post this NOTHING WILL HAPPEN!!! Yes, that's right: nothing at all. Amazing isn't it?

Look guys, I'm sure the creators of chainmail have a lot of fun seeing how many people it is sent to but that doesn't mean you have to help them. Anyone who sends me chainmail will, as I have stated many times, be blocked.

Now, lets see what happens if you send chainmail to many people:
- Send it to one person and one person will ignore you
- Send it to five people and five people will hate you
- Send it to ten people and ten people will plot against you
- Send it to your whole contact list and you'll have no friends
- Delete it (shock horror) and you'll be fine

So, please, send chainmail to everyone you know!

I would have thought Marapets, of all places, would be free of chain mail but ... I KEEP GETTING IT! I then delete the message, block the contact and I don't have seven years of bad luck like the mail said. I don't even get killed by some four year old child in another country with no goats, no parents, no legs, no eyes and only one hand. I have no idea why it doesn't work ????

If you send chainmail: your crush won't suddenly ask you out; you won't win the lottery by chance and you won't necesserily get good grades at school or get a promotion at work.
Likewise, if you don't send chainmail: you won't have bad luck for the rest of your life; you won't be killed by someone who doesn't exist and no-one in your family will suddenly develop a life-threatening disease.

By the way, re-post this message on your blog or you'll...Ok, just kidding. Seriously though, I don't want to block anyone but I have to sometimes because you annoy me with stupid messages.

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