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brirox7772
  1. Finalists
    7th Jul 2010 17:15
    13 years, 10 months & 26 days ago
  2. Round 2
    7th Jul 2010 16:02
    13 years, 10 months & 26 days ago
  3. Viotto Giveaway
    7th Jul 2010 13:37
    13 years, 10 months & 26 days ago
  4. Blitttzzzeenn
    29th Nov 2008 20:02
    15 years, 6 months & 2 days ago
  5. Pet Prices
    2nd Nov 2008 06:50
    15 years, 6 months & 30 days ago
Round 2
13 years, 10 months & 26 days ago
7th Jul 2010 16:02

Make me laughhappy.gif

You have till 24:00:00

jillybug
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and noticed that everybody was staring at me....

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
113 years, 10 months & 26 days ago 7th Jul 2010 16:37
 
IAN

A NERDY BOY

OR A GIRL WITH A MALE SCREEN NAME



The world may never know.

EVERRRR.

So let's forget that problem! 8D

AND EAT ICE CREAM

Unless you're lactose intolerant

That would suck

But if you were a bad guy we could squirt you with milk guns! With 98% lactose!

And you'd be all ASDKHANOIDFHNJWROIMDSPFHN

AND GO FART FART FARRRTTTTT

and everyone'd laugh at you

and you'd be embarrassed

and you'd change

AND COME BACK

AS A CHANGED PERSON

AND THEN YOU'D DO THE CHICKEN DANCE AT A SLUMBER PARTY WITH ALL OF THE DISNEY PRINCESSES

AND THEY'D GRILL YOUR HEAD ON A STICK FOR STEALING THEIR DOGS

BECAUSE YOU WERE A CAT BURGULAR

BUT YOU STOLE

drumroll please

DOGS

AND ICE CREAM

Because I hired you

And then I grew fat

And then I sued you

And you'd land in jail

And you'd punish kids for being bad

And steal their WATER GUNS



The world may never know.

EVERRRR.

So let's forget that problem! 8D

lolz im so funny

Meh, oh well. :c


I thought that was one joke. xD If it's more than one, just go with the Ian thing.
113 years, 10 months & 26 days ago 7th Jul 2010 16:28
 
So a guy and girl was going on a date. The guy ask the girl where she wanted to go but she said "whatever," cause she was on her cellphone. So the guy said how about that bar at the right? "Ok," she said and walked into the bar. She hit the ground and had a bruise and said "How dare you make me walk into a bar!" "Well pay attention next time," replied the guy.

Yea its a bar joke...
113 years, 10 months & 26 days ago 7th Jul 2010 16:22
 
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk.

As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to his foot and says, Vietnam, 1969.???

The other points his thumb behind him and says, ???Dog crap, 20 feet back.
-=-
It made me and my brother laugh...
113 years, 10 months & 26 days ago 7th Jul 2010 16:21
 
Ah droodle.
I have to go for now. (going out to eat with the fam. D

http://i31.tinypic.com/28mheg8.png

Made this though. LOL.
113 years, 10 months & 26 days ago 7th Jul 2010 16:12
 
  1. Finalists
    7th Jul 2010 17:15
    13 years, 10 months & 26 days ago
  2. Round 2
    7th Jul 2010 16:02
    13 years, 10 months & 26 days ago
  3. Viotto Giveaway
    7th Jul 2010 13:37
    13 years, 10 months & 26 days ago
  4. Blitttzzzeenn
    29th Nov 2008 20:02
    15 years, 6 months & 2 days ago
  5. Pet Prices
    2nd Nov 2008 06:50
    15 years, 6 months & 30 days ago