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13 YouAllow me to raise your IQ by at least one point. ??? Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Your skin produces melanin when exposed to sunlight, your hair does not, so the sun bleaches it. ??? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? I put mascara on with my mouth closed. ??? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Because psychics don't really exist ??? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Because you're always practicing, even when performing. ??? Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"? You have to start the program that shuts it down. ??? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Because the slower the traffic, the more the people, hence 'rush hour'; there's a rush of people. ??? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Would you eat a mouse several times to figure out what it tastes like, and create a formula that tastes like it? Because if you will then you can go patent it. ??? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? Whoever does the original taste testing. ??? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? ??? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff? Because then the plane would be too heavy to fly. ??? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Because it's a fictional story. Everything needs a happy ending, right? ??? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? Legal reasons. ??? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why don't you shrink when it rains? Also the water isn't hot enough to cause it to shrink. ??? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? It actually is. It's one step forward, eleven steps back with them. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? Because the terminal is the end of the flight.

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0 pieluver32my friend sent me this in an email it was from an app

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13 YouAnd yet you didn't know the answers to any? Or your friend? :3c I was just helping you understand~ ❤️

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0 pieluver32now i do how do u no the answers to all of them?

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0 pieluver32it was just supposed to be a fun little thing though

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13 Younow i do how do u no the answers to all of them? ~ Because I have a brain and use it.

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0 pieluver32i use my brain too, i'm probably just younger than u

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0 pieluver32honestly i think some of those r a little silly, but still, it was just for fun

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31 TinkThis was interesting to read I am a bit irritated though, at the fact that people can't just enjoy the food for thought. Instead they have to make it seem like others are stupid. But hey, I guess that's life.

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0 Kikyo12345Enki, Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? ^-^

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4 OatcakesI liked it and I most certainly do have a brain I think it shows lack of intelligence and maturity if you feel the need to correct and look down your nose at other people to make yourself feel better.

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31 TinkWell nicely put.

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