Devil avvie: 30k, Club Price: 18K. view a Staff of the Devil equipped on a devil pet.
Festival: 5K. View a festival in inventory.
Olvic: 30K, Club Price: 20K. attach to pet then view it.
Batz: 50K. Unattach a Batz from pet after 11 days. Mail me about this Since I can only lend every 11 days.
Schmog: Unknown. will be at least 150 days before ready.
Psyclone:35K, Club price: 20K Have a 31 day old Psyclone attached to your Funky pet then view the minipet. Currently Charging
Sketch Costume: 20K, Club Price: 12K Have a sketch costume in your inventory
then go to gigantic paradise to pet colors and click on the sketch costume.
Miort: 15K. Club Price: 8K. Attach A Miort to a pet.

Most of these are already on my funky pet.
For ones that require you to unattach from pet after certain amount of days, post here first.
Current cost to send Eragon_Voder is 3,285MP.
Only lending to people with at least 100 Avvies already.

I've Had 27 of 38 Blonde Moments

[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[o]You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
total = 4

[x] You have ran into a tree.
[o] It IS possible to lick your elbow
[o] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x]You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them. (in my head)
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ]You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.
[x] You didn't notice that in the last question "the" was spelled twice
[x] You just looked at it.
[x]Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
[ ]People have called you slow.
total so far=12

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You've fallen asleep in class
[ ] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
[ ] You just laughed.
total so far=15

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
[o] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
[o]You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[x]You use your fingers to do simple math.
total so far=18

[o]You have eaten a bug.
[x]You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket(glasses)
total so far=21

[ ] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[x] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
total so far=25

Repost as "I've Had _ of 38 Blonde Moments