Take time to read this!

Her hair was up in a pony tail,

her favorite dress tied with a bow.

Today was Daddy's Day at school,

and she couldn't wait to go.

But her mommy tried to tell her,

that she probably should stay home.

Why the kids might not understand,

if she went to school alone.

But she was not afraid;

she knew just what to say.

What to tell her classmates

of why he wasn't there today.

But still her mother worried,

for her to face this day alone.

And that was why once again,

she tried to keep her daughter home.

But the little girl went to school

eager to tell them all.

About a dad she never sees;

a dad who never calls.

There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet.

Children squirming impatiently,

anxious in their seats

One by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed.

At last the teacher called her name,

every child turned to stare.

Each of them was searching,

for a man who wasn't there.

"Where's her daddy at?"

she heard a boy call out.

"She probably doesn't have one,"

another student dared to shout.

And from somewhere near the back,

she heard a daddy say,

"Looks like another deadbeat dad,

too busy to waste his day."

The words did not offend her,

as she smiled up at her Mom.

And looked back at her teacher,

who told her to go on.

And with hands behind her back,

slowly she began to speak.

And out from the mouth of a child,

came words incredibly unique.

"My Daddy couldn't be here,

because he lives so far away.

But I know he wishes he could be,

since this is such a special day.

And though you cannot meet him,

I wanted you to know.

All about my daddy,

and how much he loves me so.

He loved to tell me stories

he taught me to ride my bike.

He surprised me with pink roses,

and taught me to fly a kite.

We used to share fudge sundaes,

and ice cream in a cone.

Choose 3 letters. Maybe they're the first 3 letters of your name or just random ones and pick your phrase by choosing the beginning, middle or end part of the phrase that corresponds to your 3 letters.

A-I skipped on
B-I killed
C-I loved
D-I thrived on
E-I danced on
F-I remembered
G-I noticed
H-I ignored
I-I insulted
J-I hugged
K-I walked on
L-I decided on
M-I tired out
N-I hated
O-I kissed
P-I fell on
Q-I laughed at
R-I slapped
S-I thought of
T-I insisted
U-I cried because of
V-I licked
W-I spray-painted
X-I sat on
Y-I forgot
Z-I was

A-A stapler
B-A ruler
C-The person below me
D-A map
E-A computer
F-A file
G-A mouse
H-An elephant
I-A phone
J-A dog
K-A speaker
L-A chair
M-A scanner
N-A TV
O-A marapet
P-A person
Q-A book
R-A pair of glasses
S-A doll
T-A lava lamp
U-A crumb
V-A friend
W-A bike
X-A pair of curtains
Y-A lift
Z-A tree

A-Because I wanted to
B-Because the sky is blue
C-Because it ate my homework
D-Because I'm random
E-Because it was too loud
F-Because it had a knife
G-Because I can't drive
H-Because I'm mad
I-Because a bearded lady told me to
J-Because it smelt like chocolate
K-Because...hmmmm...I don't know
L-Because I'm reading this
M-Because the sun is HOT
N-Because I'm greedy
O-Because I'm a pig
P-Because it looked burnt
Q-Because God told me to
R-Because I speak Chinese
S-Because I hate school
T-Because I don't like it
U-Because I'm stupid
V-Because I'm bored
W-Because Marapets rocks
X-Because I'm a cat
Y-Because I hate my sister
Z-Because I'm last

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[ ] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[X] You have your own room.
[X] You own a cell phone.
[X] You have an mp3 player/ipod/discman.
[X] Your parents are still married.
[X] You love your family (All of them)
[ ] There is a pool/spa/lake/pond in your backyard.
Total:5

[X] You dress the way you want to.
[X] You hang out with friends more than once a week.
[X] There is a computer/ laptop in your room.
[X] You have never been beaten up
[X] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to
[X] Your room is big enough for you
[X]People don't use you for something you have
[X] You have been to the movies.
Total: 8

[ ] You have over 500 friends on myspace
[X] you have a marapets
[ ] Your parents let you have a myspace
[ ] You get allowance/loan.
[ ]You Collect something normal.
[X] You look forward to going to college/university
[ ]You don't wish you were someone else.
[X] You play/have played a sport.
[X] You want to do something after school/college/university
T 0 T A L: 4

[X] Your family owns a car/truck/van.
[ ] You usually don't fight with your parent(s).
[X]You have never got a failing grade on a report card in your life
[X] You have friends.
[X] You've never had a detention
T O T A L: 4

[X] You know what is going on in the world.
[X] You are happy with your life
[X] You usually aren't sick.
[ ] You know more than one language.
[X] You have a screen name.
[X] You own/owned a pet.
[X] You know the words to more than 5 songs
[ ] You don't have any enemies
T O T A L: 6

Total over all:

times it by 3 = 81

101%+: A+
90-100%: A
80-89%: B*
70-79%: C
60-69%: D
00-59%: F