There is a birthday girl!!!
Today is my wonderful daughter's birthday!(brooke2012)

So let mamma be the first to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY sweetie!!!

Now, good people of Mara PLEASE help me out to wish her a very special happy birthday!

You can post here things like birthday poems, songs, pictures or just wishes. She loves to laugh so maybe even a few jokes.... You can also send her a mm or post on her blog
(Happy Birthday To Me)

Just please help me make her birthday on Mara a wonderful one! I really want to see her smile!

Q: What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
A: An egghead.

So, Easter commemorates when Jesus hid eggs for the disciples to find, and then he turned all the rabbits into chocolate, right?

Q: Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?
A: From Eggplants.

Q: What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school?
A: He was eggspelled!

Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs?
She had to call an eggs-terminator!

Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A: Bugs Bunny!

Q: Why was the little girl sad after the race?
A: Because an egg beater!

Q: What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?
A: a hot cross bunny

Q: What day does an Easter egg hate the most?
A: Fry-days.

Q: What kind of bunny can???t hop?
A: A chocolate one!

Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?
A: Eggercise

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide Easter eggs?
A: He doesn't want anyone to know he's been fooling around with the chickens!

Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night?
A: They don't want to get "beat up".

Q: Why couldn???t the Easter egg family watch T.V.?
A: Because their cable was scrambled.

Q: What do you get when you cross a rabbits foot with poison ivy?
A: a rash of good luck.

Q: What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants? A: A smarty pants.

Q: What do you call Easter when you are hopping around?
A: Hoppy Easter!

Q: How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
A: By hare mail!

Q: How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal?
A: They're both famous for stuffing baskets!

Q: How long does the Easter Bunny like to party?
A: Around the cluck!

Q: What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much? A: He cracked up.

Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A: A receding hareline.

Q: What do you call a sleepy Easter egg?
A: Egg-zosted!

Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
A: He was having a bad hare day!

Q: How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
A: With a hare dryer!

Q: "Why are you studying your Easter candy?"
A: "I'm trying to decide which came first

I got a chocolate rabbit
For an Easter treat,
A great big chocolate rabbit,
Good enough to eat.
So I ate his ears on Sunday,
his nose I finished Monday,
Tuesday I nibbled on his feet.
I ate his tail on Wednesday,
Thursday I kept on,
By Friday he was going,
Saturday he was gone.
Oh, I loved that chocolate rabbit,
From the moment that he came,
And if I get another one,
I'll love him just the same.