Try it!

Post below what you get!
Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I kissed
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a surfer
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can..
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself

by : ILuvDaveTango
~Blind~

I am blind
i cannot see
i do not no
the real me

People tease me
It makes me sad
I lost the sight
I could of had

I can't see the rainbows
in the sky
How did it happen
I wondered why

This happened to me
no one else
Honestly i don't no
why i bring this on myself

I am blind
i cannot see
i'm starting to learn
the real me

1. Follow them everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.

3. Pretend to have amnesia.

4. Say everything backwards.

5. Give yourself a swirly.

6. Run around with a lampshade on your head yelling, "The sun!!! It's dying!!!

7. Run into walls.

8. Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house in your underwear. Or
naked for that matter.

9. Have nervous breakdowns at spontaneous times.

10. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.

11. Pretend to worship the devil.

12. Stand over them at 4 in the morning with a HUGE grin on your face and yell, "Good
morning Sunshine!"

13. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.

14. Run in circles.

15. Recite a whole movie 3 times.

16. Pretend to beat yourself up.

17. Pluck out someone's hair and yell, "DNA!!!"

18. Slither everywhere.

19. Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a !!!"

20. Wear you pants on your head and your shirt onyour waist...tell them you're making a fashion statement.

21. Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way.

22. Super glue your finger up your nose.

23. Talk to a pen.

24. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.

25. Lay face down and chant like an Indian tribe.

26. Try to climb up a wall.

27. Spread out on the window and buzz, pretending you're a fly.

28. Take your ice cream cone and put it on your head...say you're a lovely unicorn.

29. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!!" (this is gross though...ewww!

30. Make weird animal noises at night, and when they come to see what's wrong, pretend like
you're asleep.

31. Do what they tell you to do.

32. Switch the light button on and off for a while. Then say, "Ooooh...I get it!!!"

33. Eat your hair.

34. Tell them whatever they're eating looks like a certain animal.

35. Eat anything obviously not edible. (try not to poison yourself.)

36. Jump off the roof, trying to fly. (try not to kill yourself.)

37. Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house.

38. Hold their hand and whisper to them, "I see dead people...)

39. When you shower or bathe yell, "I'm drowning!!!"