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“Maryland? What’s merry about this land?”

The woman looked at the man like he had grown a second head. Either he was joking or he really wasn't from around here.

"Maryland is a state," the floating spirit echoed the sentiment, speaking as though this was common knowledge everyone should know.

“There’s more than one of it?”

Celeste looked at the wide eyed floating apparition. It was tiny, almost infantile and largely featureless; like a caricature of a ghost. It looked like it should have been the mascot of something one might see on a shirt at Hot Topic.

She shook her head no.

"That's different from any other ghost I've seen," Celeste observed, "I don't see them that often. Occasionally I'll see ghosts not long after someone dies, but they usually disappear."

Startled by the blare of the car horn behind her, she didn't have time to protest as the strangely dressed man shoved his belongings in the car window, followed by awkwardly climbing in through the window himself.

To anyone else she would have had some choice words for a stranger literally making his way into her car THROUGH THE WINDOW nonetheless, but this man...

"There's a door there!" was all she could manage to exclaim in exasperation. Why was she allowing this?

As Thayer yanked the thing he referred to as bedsheet into the car, she had some choice expletives for the drivers that were laying on the horn behind her. As the two passengers made it in, she put the car into drive.

What was she doing? She was chauffeur to a floating thing and a man who didn't seem to know how cars worked.

"Put your seatbelt on. I'm not paying if we get pulled over," she said.

The ghost creature had to show the man how to buckle a seatbelt. How did it know what a seatbelt was and the man didn't? It was like the man had walked into the present day from medieval times or something.

“What do you know of that thing?”

"When I've seen ghosts, they're usually more like after images of whoever they were in life. I've never seen one that... unique."

She chose her words carefully. Strange, featureless, and t

Starting stats 7/28/22
3,281 / 3,281 Health
1,898 Level
2,633 Magic
3,008 Strength
3,002 Defence
3,002 Speed
2,039 Balance
2,044 Coordination
2,036 Stamina
2,202 Charisma

7/4/22 2,108 quests later:
3,444 / 3,444 Health
2,037 Level
2,649 Magic
3,167 Strength
3,137 Defence
3,146 Speed
2,180 Balance
2,206 Coordination
2,178 Stamina
2,203 Charisma

You move the claw up...

Enchanted Seasonal Vixen Plushie

Enchanted Seasonal Vixen Plushie






Meanwhile, somewhere nearby a 92 Honda Accord sedan which looked like it had seen better days traveled through the city on her way home from her day job and a grocery run. The driver, a young woman with light brown skin, made the decision to traverse a side street and take an alternate route to bypass traffic on her way home. She thought nothing of the sirens she heard not too far in the distance on a parallel street. Sounds of the city, after all. The doldrum of the drive was cut when suddenly, in a fit of chaos which took place within a few seconds.

A man who looked like he was dressed as a peasant at a Renaissance festival carrying a heap of clothing ran out in front of the car, forcing the woman to slam on the breaks, saying something unrepeatable in response. The slowing of the car was enough not to hit the pedestrian, but before she could properly process it, the woman heard a voice say "Thayer, you can't just run out in the street!"

It was then that she saw a small, wide-eyed, glowing... thing... hovering in the road. It was following after the man, but happened to look up and make eye contact just before phasing through the windshield before the car could come to a stop. She screamed at the sudden shock of whatever it was she was now face to face with, causing it to holler out in surprise as well.