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294 Ways To Annoy People!! 2

This is REALLY Scary o_O 6

daddys poem, faith and wierd 2

Goals! 5

How To Give A Cat A Pill 13

37 funny ways to annoy ur parents!lol! plz comment 19

wierd and... interesting facts! 12

cool stuff! 1

this is so sad 0

37 funny ways to annoy ur parents!lol! plz commentRockydaDog

1.follow them around the house everywhere.

2. Moo when they say your name.

3. Pretend to have amnesia.

4. Say everything backwards.

5. Run into walls.

6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.

7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"

8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.

9. Say all of the words in a film.

10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"

11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a !"

12. Talk to a pen.

13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.

14. Try and climb the wall.

15. In public yell "NO MUM I WILL NOT clip ur toenails"

16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.

17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"

18. Eat your hair.

19. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."

20. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!!!!"

21. At everything they say yell "LIAR!!"

22. Pretend to be a phone.

23. Try to swim in the floor.

24. Tap on their door all night.

25. When they say a word from a song you know...burst into that song.

26. Look through magazines and shout loudly "BRITTANY IS MARRIED TO A CAVE MAN!" and other random things.

27. Take all of the toilet paper from the bathroom and try to sell it to ur parents!

28. Pass out bananas

29. Ask how much is 1 hersheys kiss

30. Skip down the aisles singing "i've been working on the railroad......"

31. Hand out missing person fliers of yourself

32. Say "thats hot!" after EVERY thing you say.

33. Camp out in the frozen food section.

34.Ask someone where the cereal is when you're standing right next to it.

35. Give random old people your number

36. Go around asking people if their mother knows what they're doing.

37. Go up to someone and tell them their face is funny and run away.

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RockydaDog29 Jul 200819comments

wierd and... interesting facts!RockydaDog

-If you took the color dye out of Coke,it would be Green
-On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
-On average people fear spiders more than they ! do death.
-A shrimp's heart is in its head.
-More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.
-Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
-23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts
-Most lipstick contains fish scales.
=Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.
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-The average child in the United States will wear down 730 crayons by his or her tenth birthday.
-Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning
-Marilyn Monroe had six toes.
-Smelling (not eating) green apples and bananas help you to lose weight.
-Leonardo Di Vinci invented the scissors.
- You cannot hum while holding your nose
-If Barbie was life-size, her body weight and mass would equal that of an anorexic person.
- Only female mosquito's bite
-Crushed up Nothing at allroaches help as a pain reliever when rubbed on minor scrapes and burns.
-Sucking the blood from a freshly amputated cat leg eases pain.
-The Nobel Peace Prize medal depicts three naked men with their hands on each other's shoulders!

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RockydaDog22 Jul 200812comments

cool stuff!RockydaDog

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RockydaDog7 Jul 20081comment

this is so sadRockydaDog

Very Sad

I found this somewhere,very sad

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny,

are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check

again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my mon

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RockydaDog23 Jun 20080comments

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