Once upon a time, there was a baby bat named Eviternal who neither knew nor cared what his future would hold. He was the happiest and most loved little pup, as baby bats are called.
Decades went by and one by one, his family and friends passed away. Eviternal remained the same tiny thing he'd always been and it puzzled him. His motto had always been, "We never guess. We look it up," so he went to the Book Shoppe and purchased Encyclopedia E. "Eviternal - eternal, everlasting."
Eviternal couldn't remember that he was once another species with another name. He was now a Baby Vlad and would remain so forever.