You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi!
You: Hey! (;
Stranger: do you believe in love at first sight?
You: Yes. why?
Stranger: cause i think i love you ;D
You: Thats amazing.Cause I Love You too! but wait....we're not looking at each other...?
Stranger: not yet. but we will soon
You: Okayyy! (;
Stranger: we should plan out everything. our first date
Stranger: then marriage
Stranger: then the baby....
Stranger: then our first fight
You: Children
Stranger: and you cheating on me with bubba. and me killing him
Stranger: then we hide his body in the floor boards and LOVE each other again!!
You: But that just made our love stronger!
Stranger: exactly! see, i already know you soooo well
You: We were destined for each other.
You: <333
Stranger: ok, you pick the place we are going to meet at in 5 days
You: Hmmm. Should it be a casual first date or something amazing?
Stranger: well our true love has no limit on money, so of course it should be amazing
You: Hmmmm We should meet at Niagra Falls ! And one of us could be on the canadian side and the other on the united states side, and then we can have binoculars and see each other across the river and then we can meet inthe middle of the bridge and Our happily ever after can start!
Stranger: YAY! but wait, how will we recognise each other?
You: Let's wear costumes!
Stranger: ok! i'll be in the orange jumpsuit looking like i just busted out of prison to come see you
You: Maybe I could dress as the cop. (;
You: Our love is forbidden but that doesnt stop it
Stranger: that would be great! and you could take me in for "questioning" and torture me
You: Kinky (;
Stranger: very much. wait, i forget, are you a guy or a girl?
You: Girl. You?
Stranger: guy. so it works out perfectly!
Stranger: though.. if you were a guy, id still love you
Stranger: it would just be a lot rougher
Stranger: and with more internal bleeding
You: Ouch. X)
Stranger: but we dont have to worry about tha

The Following is an Omegle Conersation.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello?
You: Hiii (:
Stranger: why hello there
Stranger: who might you be?
You: A stranger....obviously.
You: And yourself?
Stranger: I'M A COP, SON!
You: Oh Noe. I'm holding it for a friend. I /swear/
Stranger: WHOA!
Stranger: I'M GOING TO NEED YOU TO STEP OUT OF THE VEHICLE MA'AM
You: What's the problem officer??? It's not mine.
Stranger: YOU TRYING TO TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB?!
Stranger: This is my job!
Stranger: Stop that!
Stranger: SCREAMING!
You: No No No No! * Drops to ground and puts hands behind back*
Stranger: Officer Joe here is going to inspect your vehicle
Stranger: And you're being taken to the STATION!
Stranger: IMPOUNDEDEDED!
Stranger: *slam cell door*
Stranger: Think about what you've done
You: I don't look good in stripes though...or orange. O_o
Stranger: That's too bad!
Stranger: Now, I can't tell because of this internet wall, but am I transferring you to normal prison or the creepy women's side prison?
You: Creepy Women's side prison. : (
You: Like in Lady Gaga's music video "telephone" (;
Stranger: Ooh
Stranger: There were like no guards in that
Stranger: SO THIS IS DIFFERENT!
Stranger: Plus you won't be mostly naked
You: No Guards=Good Thing
You: Jail Breaks (;
You: I'm Free!!!
Stranger: OH NNNOOOOOO
Stranger: GET BACK IN THERE
Stranger: YOU PRISON WOMAN
Stranger: *tase*
You: *zes out on ground*
Stranger: *drags back into cell*
Stranger: *puts TWELVE THOUSAND LOCKS on door*
You: You didn't have to tase me ;_;
Stranger: No, I didn't
Stranger: But it was funny, so I did
Stranger: oh ho ho ho ho, zing out
You: you're an abusive cop =O
You: When I get out of here, Im gonna put /you/ in jail
You: Ahaha
You: *cue synical music and evil laughter