Cops And Robbers

The Following is an Omegle Conersation.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello?
You: Hiii (:
Stranger: why hello there
Stranger: who might you be?
You: A stranger....obviously.
You: And yourself?
Stranger: I'M A COP, SON!
You: Oh Noe. I'm holding it for a friend. I /swear/
Stranger: WHOA!
Stranger: I'M GOING TO NEED YOU TO STEP OUT OF THE VEHICLE MA'AM
You: What's the problem officer??? It's not mine.
Stranger: YOU TRYING TO TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB?!
Stranger: This is my job!
Stranger: Stop that!
Stranger: SCREAMING!
You: No No No No! * Drops to ground and puts hands behind back*
Stranger: Officer Joe here is going to inspect your vehicle
Stranger: And you're being taken to the STATION!
Stranger: IMPOUNDEDEDED!
Stranger: *slam cell door*
Stranger: Think about what you've done
You: I don't look good in stripes though...or orange.
Stranger: That's too bad!
Stranger: Now, I can't tell because of this internet wall, but am I transferring you to normal prison or the creepy women's side prison?
You: Creepy Women's side prison. : (
You: Like in Lady Gaga's music video "telephone" (;
Stranger: Ooh
Stranger: There were like no guards in that
Stranger: SO THIS IS DIFFERENT!
Stranger: Plus you won't be mostly naked
You: No Guards=Good Thing
You: Jail Breaks (;
You: I'm Free!!!
Stranger: OH NNNOOOOOO
Stranger: GET BACK IN THERE
Stranger: YOU PRISON WOMAN
Stranger: *tase*
You: *spazzes out on ground*
Stranger: *drags back into cell*
Stranger: *puts TWELVE THOUSAND LOCKS on door*
You: You didn't have to tase me ;_;
Stranger: No, I didn't
Stranger: But it was funny, so I did
Stranger: oh ho ho ho ho, spazzing out
You: you're an abusive cop =O
You: When I get out of here, Im gonna put /you/ in jail
You: Ahaha
You: *cue synical music and evil laughter