You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello? You: Hiii (: Stranger: why hello there Stranger: who might you be? You: A stranger....obviously. You: And yourself? Stranger: I'M A COP, SON! You: Oh Noe. I'm holding it for a friend. I /swear/ Stranger: WHOA! Stranger: I'M GOING TO NEED YOU TO STEP OUT OF THE VEHICLE MA'AM You: What's the problem officer??? It's not mine. Stranger: YOU TRYING TO TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB?! Stranger: This is my job! Stranger: Stop that! Stranger: SCREAMING! You: No No No No! * Drops to ground and puts hands behind back* Stranger: Officer Joe here is going to inspect your vehicle Stranger: And you're being taken to the STATION! Stranger: IMPOUNDEDEDED! Stranger: *slam cell door* Stranger: Think about what you've done You: I don't look good in stripes though...or orange. Stranger: That's too bad! Stranger: Now, I can't tell because of this internet wall, but am I transferring you to normal prison or the creepy women's side prison? You: Creepy Women's side prison. : ( You: Like in Lady Gaga's music video "telephone" (; Stranger: Ooh Stranger: There were like no guards in that Stranger: SO THIS IS DIFFERENT! Stranger: Plus you won't be mostly naked You: No Guards=Good Thing You: Jail Breaks (; You: I'm Free!!! Stranger: OH NNNOOOOOO Stranger: GET BACK IN THERE Stranger: YOU PRISON WOMAN Stranger: *tase* You: *spazzes out on ground* Stranger: *drags back into cell* Stranger: *puts TWELVE THOUSAND LOCKS on door* You: You didn't have to tase me ;_; Stranger: No, I didn't Stranger: But it was funny, so I did Stranger: oh ho ho ho ho, spazzing out You: you're an abusive cop =O You: When I get out of here, Im gonna put /you/ in jail You: Ahaha You: *cue synical music and evil laughter
16 years, 2 months & 4 days ago
