You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi! You: Hey! (; Stranger: do you believe in love at first sight? You: Yes. why? Stranger: cause i think i love you ;D You: Thats amazing.Cause I Love You too! but wait....we're not looking at each other...? Stranger: not yet. but we will soon You: Okayyy! (; Stranger: we should plan out everything. our first date Stranger: then marriage Stranger: then the baby.... Stranger: then our first fight You: Children Stranger: and you cheating on me with bubba. and me killing him Stranger: then we hide his body in the floor boards and LOVE each other again!! You: But that just made our love stronger! Stranger: exactly! see, i already know you soooo well You: We were destined for each other. You: <333 Stranger: ok, you pick the place we are going to meet at in 5 days You: Hmmm. Should it be a casual first date or something amazing? Stranger: well our true love has no limit on money, so of course it should be amazing You: Hmmmm We should meet at Niagra Falls ! And one of us could be on the canadian side and the other on the united states side, and then we can have binoculars and see each other across the river and then we can meet inthe middle of the bridge and Our happily ever after can start! Stranger: YAY! but wait, how will we recognise each other? You: Let's wear costumes! Stranger: ok! i'll be in the orange jumpsuit looking like i just busted out of prison to come see you You: Maybe I could dress as the cop. (; You: Our love is forbidden but that doesnt stop it Stranger: that would be great! and you could take me in for "questioning" and torture me You: Kinky (; Stranger: very much. wait, i forget, are you a guy or a girl? You: Girl. You? Stranger: guy. so it works out perfectly! Stranger: though.. if you were a guy, id still love you Stranger: it would just be a lot rougher Stranger: and with more internal bleeding You: Ouch. X) Stranger: but we dont have to worry about that yet Stranger: not till the third date You: How classy! Stranger: i like to take my time. even with my true love You: It;s gonna be a struggle waiting that long but with you I'll do it. Stranger: that's wonderful so what should we name our children? You: How many do you wanna have? Stranger: 15. but ill settle for 2 You: I want 5. Stranger: how about 4 and a half? You: Deal. You: Is the half gonna be like literally half a kid or just like a midget or something? Stranger: aw, it would be cute to have a midget as a child Stranger: but no. i think we should just give birth to a parapalegic You: Let's put stairs in the hous just for the heck of it. Stranger: ooohh, your so devious. i wish you could take me now You: Hun, I knoww it seems like forever til our third date but we have to control ourselves. Stranger: your right. patience is a virtue. prison life has tought me that You: I just realized something Stranger: your not really half mexican? You: I'm not unfortunately but it's something else. Stranger: tell me my love You: I know nothing of your life in prison or your age. Stranger: WHO ARE YOU FEMALE?! Stranger: THIS IS THE WIFE! of said stranger your talking too Stranger: ARE YOU BARBARA?! Stranger: if your barbara I love eating my dirty socks OR GTFO You: Who IS BARBARA. You CHEATING TROLL! Stranger: (im soooo sorry. she came home early.. i.. i dont know what to say) You: Can You EXPLAIN this to me??? Stranger: but now you know the life im in.. how i need to escape! shes abusing me!! with anal objects!! Stranger: AND OUR DAUGHTER?! Stranger: and typing rude things on my keyboard You: Barbara is abusing you?? I know we deiscussed killing bubba first but barbara has got to go. Stranger: i agree. but. her evil witch power is to strong. only the blood of a 50 year old penguin can destroy her! You: Where am I gonna find a 50 year old penguin??? You: Oh You: Walmart Stranger: oh yeah. i forgot about them! she destroyed the walmart here to prevent that from happening. youll have to bring the penguin to me! You: Okay! Good Thing i go to walmart like everyday otherwise this would be so unconveniant. You: *inconveniant Stranger: yay! youve saved me! Stranger: but.. there is one thing i must worn you of.. You: Love does that. You: What? Stranger: because i was bonded sexually to her. forced to do her desires. once she is destroyed, i will suffer an unrecoverable amnesia attack. preventing me from ever remembering that you are the one i truely love You: You should tattoo a picture of me onto your chest so you know that you love me! Stranger: BUT IT WONT WORK! i will see you yes! but the feelings wont be the same! please forgive me! You: I dont see how this is going to work... You: Hope is lost You: Aye is me. Stranger: at least.. remember. my name... Stranger: remember me as.. savannah.. I LOVE YOU!!!!!11!!! You: I Love You Too! Unfortuanately our names would have sounded great together Sarah&Sarah You: ^lol You: I meant Savannah &Sarah Stranger: yes.. it would have been.. magical :' *slowly begins to fade away as death takes me* You: Death? ;_; You: I thought it was just amnesia..? Stranger: unfortunately.. i only had.. 2 more hours to live... You: NO! Savannah Dont Die! Stranger: im sorry... too much internal bleeding.. i cant hold on... You: We havent even met, And what about our unborn parapalegic half of a child??? You: You have so much to live for! Stranger: my only regret... was not killing bubba..... *gasp cough* You: Theres still time! Stranger: take care of little maracious junior for me sarah.. and live well.... You: Goodbye Savannah. I'll love you forever. ;_; Stranger: as i... will you...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello? You: Hiii (: Stranger: why hello there Stranger: who might you be? You: A stranger....obviously. You: And yourself? Stranger: I'M A COP, SON! You: Oh Noe. I'm holding it for a friend. I /swear/ Stranger: WHOA! Stranger: I'M GOING TO NEED YOU TO STEP OUT OF THE VEHICLE MA'AM You: What's the problem officer??? It's not mine. Stranger: YOU TRYING TO TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB?! Stranger: This is my job! Stranger: Stop that! Stranger: SCREAMING! You: No No No No! * Drops to ground and puts hands behind back* Stranger: Officer Joe here is going to inspect your vehicle Stranger: And you're being taken to the STATION! Stranger: IMPOUNDEDEDED! Stranger: *slam cell door* Stranger: Think about what you've done You: I don't look good in stripes though...or orange. Stranger: That's too bad! Stranger: Now, I can't tell because of this internet wall, but am I transferring you to normal prison or the creepy women's side prison? You: Creepy Women's side prison. : ( You: Like in Lady Gaga's music video "telephone" (; Stranger: Ooh Stranger: There were like no guards in that Stranger: SO THIS IS DIFFERENT! Stranger: Plus you won't be mostly naked You: No Guards=Good Thing You: Jail Breaks (; You: I'm Free!!! Stranger: OH NNNOOOOOO Stranger: GET BACK IN THERE Stranger: YOU PRISON WOMAN Stranger: *tase* You: *spazzes out on ground* Stranger: *drags back into cell* Stranger: *puts TWELVE THOUSAND LOCKS on door* You: You didn't have to tase me ;_; Stranger: No, I didn't Stranger: But it was funny, so I did Stranger: oh ho ho ho ho, spazzing out You: you're an abusive cop =O You: When I get out of here, Im gonna put /you/ in jail You: Ahaha You: *cue synical music and evil laughter
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