Prep: [ ] You own something from aeropostale(eww) [ ] You own somthing from hollister(Eww) [ ]You own somthing from american eagle(Eww! [ ] You own somthing from abercromie(EWW! [x] You have blonde or brown hair [ ] you've been called a prep(hell no) [X] You have converses(shiny silver ones) [ ] you wear ballet flats(i have, but i don't own any right now) [x] You don't play sports(i hate sports) [ ] You straighten your hair(don't need to, my hair is extremley straight) Multiply by 10 Total 30%
Gangster: [] You have Bapes(?) [] You know the song "Thizzle dance"(??) [] You listen to mac dre(umm...idk?) [] You usually wear jerseys(eww no) [] You've held a real gun(no) [X] You wear nikes [] You play basketball or football(i used to play basketball, but i didn't like it too much. football? pssh) [] You never wear pink(i love pink) [x] You've been called a gangster( as a joke, lol) [] You listen to gang related music(not really) Multiply by 10 Total: 20%
Emo: [x]You've worn black nail polish(oh yes) [ ] You use to cut your wrists(nah) [x]You like "my chemical romance" [x] you wear black eyeliner(of course! [ ] You have no friends(I have friends, just not very many) [ ] You usually wear black [x] You've been called emo(yes by some people) [ ] You Have black hair(I have in the past though) [ ] You rarely talk(i'm pretty talkative) [ ]You sit in corners(emo people do that? whatever you say) Multiply by 10 Total: 40%
Jock: [ ] You have at least 5 medals [ ] You have at least 2 trophies .. [ ] You have at least 4 jerseys [ ] You watch NBA playoffs [ ] You have had practice almost everyday [x] You played on a team [ ] You've been called a jock [ ] You have been told you're good at a sports [ ] You've played in at least 7 tournaments [ ] You've coached young kids in a sport Multiply by 10 Total: 10%
Lady-Hello McDonalds. How may I help you? Me-Yeah my sister is getting married and McDonalds is like, her favorite restaurant. Lady-Uh huh... Me-So I was wondering if we could have the wedding there. Lady-You mean in McDonalds? Me-Yeah. Lady-No. Me-Why not? Lady-Because first of all, McDonalds doesn't do weddings. Only birthday parties. And second of all, this is a Wal-Mart McDonalds. We don't do anything like that. Me-Oh my god! A Wal-Mart McDonalds no way! Can you like, see whats on sale for me? Lady-No. Me-Awww. Well, can you be a bridesmaid at my sister's wedding? Lady-Ma'am what exactly do you want? We're very busy today and I can't keep going with this stupid call. I have customers waiting. Me-And I'm sure they're all 900 pound fatties who are gonna order 1,000 Big Macs. Lady-Excuse me? Me-I said my sister wanted a Big Mac wedding cake. You know like Big Mac's stacked on each other in the shape of a wedding cake. Lady-How wonderful. Me-Yeah and the main course is like Cheeseburgers and Supersized fries. Lady-*hangsup*
2nd Call-
Guy-Hello McDonalds. How may I help you. Me-Hey. Guy-...Hi. Me-Listen, I went to your restaurant today and when I opened my hamburger, there was hair all over it. Guy-Sorry about that. Would you like a free sandwich? Me-Free sandwich? What the hell man? I mean, I just nearly vomitted my guts out when I saw that disgusting clump of hair in your no for good, rotten burgers. What makes you think I want another one? Guy-Well ma'am I'm afraid that's all we can really do. Me-Can you like, give me money? Guy-Money? What? No. No we cannot give you money. Me-Give me money and I won't file a lawsuit against your crappy restaurant. Guy-Listen you stupid punk, I can hear you laughing in the background. I suggest you hang up the damn phone and NEVER call here again. If you do I'm gonna rip your head off. Got it? *hangsup*
3rd Call-
Lady-Hello this is McDonalds! How may I- Me-Hey. Lady-Hi. Me-What's your name? Lady-Angelina. Me-JOLIE?! Lady-No. Just- Me-Oh my god Angie! What are you doing working in McDonalds?! Shouldn't you be like, adopting more babies right now? Lady-I'm not- Me-Adopting right now? Then why aren't you taking care of the kids? Your a bad mommy. Lady-Look lady, I'm NOT Angelina- Me-So you're Brad? Lady-What- Me-You don't sound like Brad! Ohmegee! Trans! Trans! Lady-*hangsup*
1[ ] you own curlers 2[ ] you own a straightener 3[ ] you have foundation 4[ ] you have 3 different colored eyeliners 5[x] you have mascara 6[x] you have a eyebrow brush 7[x] you have a nail file 8[ ] you have heat protection spray 9[x] you have a hair dryer 10[ ]your room is purple or pink 11[ ] you call yourself Barbie haha 12[ ]you have blonde hair 13[x]you have blue eyes 14[ ] you have brown eyes 15[x] you have brown hair 16[x] you own more than 10 pairs of shoes 17[x] your bed is pink or purple 18[x] your friends call you dumb 19[ ] people call you barbie 20[x] you own a designer perfume 21[x] you have designer clothes 22[x] you've dyed your hair 23[x] you had/have highlites 24[ ] your hair brush is designer 25[ ]you have your own bathroom in your bedroom 26[x] you look in the mirror at least 5 times a day 27[ ]you wear a lot of pink 28[ ] bet you have a lot of stuffed animals in your house 29[ ]you have pink fluffy lights in your room 30[ ]you have a pink teddy bear 31[ ] you have pink photo frames 32[ ] you have a pink nintendo DS/GB 34[ ]you have a mobile phone 35[x] you have had/ have a pink mobile phone 36[x]you have a laptop/ computer 37[x] you have a tv in your room 38[x] you have an ipod/mp3 39[x] you had to use a calculator to add up this quiz 19/39 49% Barbie
[ ] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend. [x] You have your own room. [ ] You own a cell phone. [x] You have an mp3 player/ipod/discman. [ ] Your parents are still married. [x] You love your family (50% of them) [ ] There is a pool/spa/lake in your backyard. T 0 T A L: 3
[X] You dress the way you want to. [ ] You hang out with friends more than once a week. [ ] There is a computer/ laptop in your room. [X] You have never been beaten up [X] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to [ ] Your room is big enough for you [X]People don't use you for something you have [X] You have been to the movies. T 0 T A L: 7
[ ] You have over 500 friends on myspace [ ] You have pictures on myspace [ ] Your parents let you have a myspace [ ] You get allowance/loan. [ ] You collect something normal. [X] You look forward to going to college/university/tafe [X] You don't wish you were someone else. [X] You play/have played a sport. [X] You want to do something after school/college/university T 0 T A L: 11
[X] Your family owns a car/truck/van. [X] You usually don't fight with your parent(s). [ ]You have never got a failing grade on a report card in your life [X] You have friends. [ ] You've never had a detention T O T A L: 14
[X] You know what is going on in the world. [X] You are happy with your life [X] You usually aren't sick. [ ] You know more than one language. [x] You have a screen name. [X] You own/owned a pet. [X] You know the words to more than 5 songs [ ] You don't have any enemies TOTAL: 20
Total over all: 20
times it by 3: 60 D 101%+: A+ 90-100%: A 80-89%: B 70-79%: C 60-69%: D 00-59%: F
