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panicatthediscoxoxo

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Are you prep, emo, gangster, or jock?

19th Sep 2008 17:19

17 years, 10 months & 15 days ago

Are you Boyish or Girlish?

29th Aug 2008 19:29

17 years, 11 months & 6 days ago

This is hilarious

2nd Aug 2008 23:56

18 years & 1 day ago

How Barbie are you?

21st Apr 2008 19:35

18 years, 3 months & 12 days ago

perfection

17th Apr 2008 21:00

18 years, 3 months & 16 days ago

panicatthediscoxoxo 8 Comments

This is hilarious

18 years & 1 day ago

2nd Aug 2008 23:56

1st call-

Lady-Hello McDonalds. How may I help you?
Me-Yeah my sister is getting married and McDonalds is like, her favorite restaurant.
Lady-Uh huh...
Me-So I was wondering if we could have the wedding there.
Lady-You mean in McDonalds?
Me-Yeah.
Lady-No.
Me-Why not?
Lady-Because first of all, McDonalds doesn't do weddings. Only birthday parties. And second of all, this is a Wal-Mart McDonalds. We don't do anything like that.
Me-Oh my god! A Wal-Mart McDonalds no way! Can you like, see whats on sale for me?
Lady-No.
Me-Awww. Well, can you be a bridesmaid at my sister's wedding?
Lady-Ma'am what exactly do you want? We're very busy today and I can't keep going with this stupid call. I have customers waiting.
Me-And I'm sure they're all 900 pound fatties who are gonna order 1,000 Big Macs.
Lady-Excuse me?
Me-I said my sister wanted a Big Mac wedding cake. You know like Big Mac's stacked on each other in the shape of a wedding cake.
Lady-How wonderful.
Me-Yeah and the main course is like Cheeseburgers and Supersized fries.
Lady-*hangsup*

2nd Call-

Guy-Hello McDonalds. How may I help you.
Me-Hey.
Guy-...Hi.
Me-Listen, I went to your restaurant today and when I opened my hamburger, there was hair all over it.
Guy-Sorry about that. Would you like a free sandwich?
Me-Free sandwich? What the hell man? I mean, I just nearly vomitted my guts out when I saw that disgusting clump of hair in your no for good, rotten burgers. What makes you think I want another one?
Guy-Well ma'am I'm afraid that's all we can really do.
Me-Can you like, give me money?
Guy-Money? What? No. No we cannot give you money.
Me-Give me money and I won't file a lawsuit against your crappy restaurant.
Guy-Listen you stupid punk, I can hear you laughing in the background. I suggest you hang up the damn phone and NEVER call here again. If you do I'm gonna rip your head off. Got it? *hangsup*

3rd Call-

Lady-Hello this is McDonalds! How may I-
Me-Hey.
Lady-Hi.
Me-What's your name?
Lady-Angelina.
Me-JOLIE?!
Lady-No. Just-
Me-Oh my god Angie! What are you doing working in McDonalds?! Shouldn't you be like, adopting more babies right now?
Lady-I'm not-
Me-Adopting right now? Then why aren't you taking care of the kids? Your a bad mommy.
Lady-Look lady, I'm NOT Angelina-
Me-So you're Brad?
Lady-What-
Me-You don't sound like Brad! Ohmegee! Trans! Trans!
Lady-*hangsup*

The last one was the best.

17 years, 3 months & 10 days ago

25th Apr 2009 18:31

lol

17 years, 10 months & 15 days ago

19th Sep 2008 17:20

lol that was so funny

17 years, 10 months & 18 days ago

16th Sep 2008 19:05

that'd be cool if that actually happened

17 years, 11 months & 12 days ago

22nd Aug 2008 19:32

lol thats hilarious

17 years, 11 months & 20 days ago

14th Aug 2008 20:31

Haha
for made up stories these r cool.

17 years, 11 months & 24 days ago

11th Aug 2008 12:07

Guy-Listen you stupid punk, I can hear you laughing in the background. I suggest you hang up the damn phone and NEVER call here again. If you do I'm gonna rip your head off. Got it?
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"I'm gonna rip your head off."
Seriously?
O_o