Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. .... ... .. . Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. . .. ... .... Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. .... ... .. . Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. .... ... .. . Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. . .. ... .... Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. .... ... .. . Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. . .. ... .... Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today .... ... .. . Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? . .. ... .... Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. .... ... .. . Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
-I'm spectacle a.k.a. spec:] -I'm 5feet 5inches -I'm opinionated (if you don't like it deal with it :3) -Ancient rome/greece interest me -I hope to travel the world (yeah be jealous) -Slushies are good from (SONIC) -animal crackers are amazing:] -green is the best color (to me) -Fred on youtube is a crack up -I love fast food even though it makes you fat -in-n-out is The best - I'm random & outgoing u can't stop me -I will laugh in complete silence -I don't like chairs i perfer the floor -I can talk for hours about nothing boring
