Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. .... ... .. . Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. . .. ... .... Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. .... ... .. . Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. .... ... .. . Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. . .. ... .... Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. .... ... .. . Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. . .. ... .... Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today .... ... .. . Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? . .. ... .... Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. .... ... .. . Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
*Right On*
spectacle
Yeah alot of people have it on there blogs I thought it was hilarious(:
117 years & 18 days ago 17th Jun 2009 08:58
lol. I have read this somewhere before.
117 years, 1 month & 10 days ago 25th May 2009 12:12
spectacle
haha genuis :]
117 years, 1 month & 28 days ago 6th May 2009 19:17
17 years, 1 month & 28 days ago
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