after you read this, be sure to actually do it! and you can post it on ur blog and yes, if you want, take credit for it!
HOW TO BE LEET ON MARAPETS
(in one month!

Satire by faeriechic22.
Day 1.
Sign up with a super cool username you KNOW people will adore. Maybe something that reflects your interests.. Anime? Great. People LOVE a good fan.
You search for kagomehiguroshi but some other fan named Ivy got it. huh.
You sign up on naruto_8732894 with the numbers being your phone number because you're just smart like that.
Create a pet with a super spiffy name like AnImE_uShuNdA34 and create it as a fasoro.
Portal it.
Rest, You've done enough.
Day 2.
You can finally mail people! Marapal all staff members and people with a post count of over 5,000.
Mail them and say 'hi u look cool. i like ur pets.' Practicing your copying and pasting techniques is good.
Despite the fact that you can't spell, they'll be pretty nice and pal you. Of course there will be the occasional literate who will hate you. Ah well.
Go to the online users list and marapal roughly half of the people there.
Portal your pet, +1 strength? EXCELLENT!
Tired? Give yourself a well deserved rest.
Day 3.
You wake up and find about 50 of the people you asked to marapal accepted you! Now that you look pretty popular, you need to add stuff to your profile. Add large glittery flashing pictures and be sure to use all cap locks.
And no proper grammar at all. That's cool.
Post on all the boards so you're generally recognized all round. Sell veggies on the trades boards.Ask for help not regarding to marapets. Say random things on the non marapets chat. Be sure to add a large animated siggy that'll give everyone an eyesore.
Portal your pet. Done. Rest.
Day 4-7.
Okay now that you have portaled your pet for a week, your stats and pet look something like this:
- Statistics -
Health : 1 / 3
Magic : 10
Level : 2
Strength : 2
Defence : 1
Speed : 3
Charisma : 0
Portal again; FANTASTIC it turned to a grey feliz!! Time to tradeee.
Create a board (TRADING STATTED PET!! RARE!!

