Did you always think that you were some genius mastermind ready to plot revenge over the planet until you had sucked all Earth into a black hole destroying the space time continuum? Sure, you can do a couple multiplication problems, but my question is, can you do the following?
Instructions: Answer the following questions by letter. Then at the end (no peeking! you can tally your score and find out how smart you really are.
1. Can you say Pi up to the 100th decimal?
A. What is Pi? B. 3. what? C. Yep! 3.141592653 etc.
2. If someone were to tell you that the sky was down, you would:
A. HA HA HA HA! B. What? C. Interesting.
3. The definition of a living thing is:
A. A human B. Humans and my dog! C. Plants, animals, anything with DNA.
4. The shape of DNA is:
A. A sphere. B. What's DNA? C. A double helix of course!
5. Your brain looks like:
A. A pony/skateboard (your choice.) B. My ... what? C. It looks like a mass comprised of different cells.
6. Being ambidextrous means:
A. Being fatally ill. B. WHHHAAATT? C. Being able to write equally well with both left and right hands.
7. The Appendix is used for:
A. Filtering food. B. What the heck is that thing? C. Trick. It is useless now. Way back when however ...
8. The likely best place to take a photo is:
A. In the darkness. B. A photo? C. With light but not too much.
9. The longest word that can be typed with letters from one line on your keyboard is:
A. TREWQUIRTEPIE B. My keyboard? C. TYPEWRITER
Now count up your scores. If you got mostly A's:
Cool off my Clever Child! You are not nearly there yet! You are great to take the risk of blurting your answers but you weren't quite right. That is fine! No time like the present to learn! Read some books, watch some TV, hang around Marapets, talk to your friends and teachers, and read the newspaper.
If you got mostly B's:
Uh oh! Well, I guess you aren't too old yet (hopefully) because you really need to go to school! I guess you realized that you didn't know and who knows? Maybe, MAYBE, you might one day possibly get sorted into the A's. MAYBE.
If you got mostly C's, you need to count exactly how many C's you got.
If you got _-6:
Yay! Hey, you actually know something! Your skills are impressive. You are on the path to genius! Congratulations! the problem is that you still need to touch up on a few basics, then you are ready. Keep it up, and you have great possibilities ahead.
If you got 7-8:
Holey toledo! Looks like that ball just barely stayed in the ballpark! A genius you are! Though taking over the world might be a bit much for anyone to handle, you are ready to take over your class. Prove those teachers or your boss wrong!
If you got 9:
RUN! THE WORLD IS GETTING SUCKED INTO A BLACK HOLE! THIS GENIUS IS CHASING US AND DESTROYING EVERYTHING! AHHHH!
Thanks for taking the quiz. If you have any questions about it, concerns, complaints, complements, or contributions, just Maramail me. I should get back to you in two-three days or less.
18 years, 1 month & 27 days ago
you can tally your score and find out how smart you really are.
