What do you call a midget fortuneteller running away from the police?
A small medium at large!

Did you hear about the boy who asked his grandpa: "Are you a frog?" When the grandpa asked why the boy said that, the boy answered: "Because Mom and Dad said that when you croak we're going to Disneyland."


Did you know? If you cross a carrier pigeon with a woodpecker, you'll have a pigeon that not only delivers the message, but knocks on the door as well!