A lady was in her house and the phone rang. It was a man he said "I am the man with the bloody finger and I am 2 streets away from your house. "So the lady went upstairs when the phone rang again. "Golly" she said. The man on the phone said" I am the man with the bloody finger and I am at the end of your driveway"
So she looked out of the window and nobody was there. The phone rang again! It was the same man.He said "I am the man with the bloody finger and I am at your door." Then there was a knock at the door. The man at the door said "I am the man with the bloody finger. Can I borrow a plaster?"


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