Roles: The newb and Elger.

Newb: May I hav marapointz?
Elger: Nosh! Now leave before the very powerful me kills you!
*Newb gets angry*
*Newb throws his Knutt stick at elger*
Elger: You fool! I can smash that into pieces!
*Stick flies in elger's mouth, he chokes, and drops all his belongings out of his cape and dies*
The items consist of a flaming axe, phospho trading card, RIP trading card, Rofling potion, and 2 million marapoints.
Newb: Marapoints!
*Takes them, and leaves all the rare items behind*


~the end~

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