Pick the month you were born: January-------I kicked February------I loved March--------I kissed April----------I licked May----------I jumped on June----------I smelled July-----------I did the Macarena With August--------I had lunch with September----I danced with October-------I sang to November-----I yelled at December-----I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on: 1-------a birdbath 2-------a monster 3-------a phone 4-------a fork 5-------a snowman 6-------a gangster 7-------my mobile phone 8-------my dog 9-------my best friends' boyfriend 10-------my neighbor 11-------my science teacher 12-------a banana 13-------a fireman 14-------a stuffed animal 15-------a goat 16-------a pickle 17-------your mom 18-------a spoon 19------ - a smurf 20-------a baseball bat 21-------a ninja 22-------Chuck Norris 23-------a noodle 24-------a squirrel 25-------a football player 26-------my sister 27-------my brother 28-------an ipod 29-------a surfer 30-------a llama 31-------A homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White---------because I'm cool like that Black---------because that's how I roll. Pink-----------because I'm crazy. Red-----------because the voices told me to. Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want Green---------because I think I need some serious help. Purple---------because I'm AWESOME! Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader. Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway. Brown---------because I can. Other----------because I'm a Ninja! None----------because I can't control myself!
I smelled a fireman cuz i'm sexy and i do what i want!
117 years & 16 days ago 8th Jul 2009 08:53
I Kicked a surfer because im awsuummm
117 years, 2 months & 21 days ago 2nd May 2009 11:17
I LICKED... a HOMELESS GUY... because BIG BIRD said to and he's my LEADER
117 years, 5 months & 1 day ago 19th Feb 2009 17:56
i ran over a stuffed animal because im sexy and i do what i want!!!
117 years, 6 months & 20 days ago 1st Jan 2009 08:56
i yelled at a spoon cuz im crazy
117 years, 8 months & 30 days ago 22nd Oct 2008 16:25
i kissed a spoon because im cool like that
117 years, 10 months & 1 day ago 21st Sep 2008 09:14
i ran over your mom because the voices told me to
117 years, 11 months & 6 days ago 15th Aug 2008 14:54
i licked a phone because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
117 years, 11 months & 6 days ago 15th Aug 2008 14:50
I jumped on a ninja beacuse that's how I roll.
117 years, 11 months & 8 days ago 14th Aug 2008 10:10