Is your pet lonely? Maybe it needs a partner! Here are the simple do's and don'ts your pets need to master to get one.

Starring : Paige the Phanty, Don the Doyle, Mary the Mordo, and Joe the Jessup!

Do: Don: Your beauty is intoxicating.
Paige: ????????? Thanks! ?????????
Don't: Joe: LET'S GET DRUNK AND INTOXICATED.
Mary: -_-. NO. FREAK.
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Don't: *Don walks past Paige*
Paige: Did you touch me when you went by!?
Don: ...no
Paige: Well, you wanna?
Do: *Joe walks by Mary*
Mary: You look hot walking by.
Joe: ?????????
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Do: Paige: I lost my phone number... can I have yours?
Don: Sure .
Don't: Mary: GIMME DEM DIGITS OR I'LL GET IT ON WITH YOU RIGHT NOW.
Joe: .......


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