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smellyellie100
  1. Me, me and er... Me?
    14th Sep 2009 12:47
    16 years, 9 months & 19 days ago
  2. My best buds here on Mara (:
    14th Sep 2009 12:04
    16 years, 9 months & 19 days ago
  3. Questions stalkers may want to know the answers to
    2nd May 2009 09:57
    17 years, 2 months & 2 days ago
  4. Quizzy things
    5th Jan 2009 08:52
    17 years, 5 months & 28 days ago
  5. Lessons learnt in life (Updated regularly)
    26th Aug 2008 03:25
    17 years, 10 months & 8 days ago
smellyellie100 31 Comments
Lessons learnt in life (Updated regularly)
17 years, 10 months & 8 days ago
26th Aug 2008 03:25

Here are a few things I've learnt in my life - All of them include me and my friends! (I'll update soon):

1. Don't give teenage girls pillows - REAL pillow fights hurt like hell.

2. Don't let five tenage girls loose in a all-you-can-eat restaurant with an ice cream machine - Not clever.

3. Don't let four teenage girls loose in a cinema with POWERADE - Being hyper whilst having to sit still is NOT good.

4. Don't give five teenage girls a mobile with unlimited credit - Prank calls lead to TROUBLE, especially from you close friend's boyfriend.

5. Don't let teenage kids go on the Black revolver ride at Drayton Manor theme park more than three times - They WILL throw up.

6. Don't let 5 teenage girls listen to Abba in an enclosed space (Like a car) - You WILL go deaf.

7. If year 11s throw apples at you, don't throw them back - They will hit you and your friends. Year 11s have amazing aim.

8. Don't drink Red Bull if you do not want to go hyper and lie in the middle of the road.

9. Don't take a golf umberella to a crowded place - People do not like being poked in the head by the spokes of an umberella.

10. Do not throw squirty cream at people - They will usually duck and it will hit the person behind them.

11. People don't like it when you tie random items of their P.E kit to a fence.

12. People don't like it when you strap their bag to a netball hoop.

13. Year 11s take snowball fights very seriously.

14. Snow in your ears and eyes hurts. A lot.

15. People don't like it when you put snow down their shirts.

16. Don't wear finger-less gloves when in a snowball fight - It takes a VERY long time to get the feeling back in your fingers.

17. Don't throw Soy sauce at people, it stains their clothes. Permanantly.

18. If somebody throws a rather large, rather thick dictionary at your head, duck immediately.

19. Teachers usually give you a detention when you put paint over
each other's faces in a technology lesson.

20. People get VERY annoyed when you steal their shoes, put stones in them then put them on a roof.

21. People get VERY annoyed when you empty the contents of their school bag onto the school playing fields.

22. Don't drop water ballons out of windows on people, they get quite angry. And wet.

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zebbyboy
Powerade does make people hyper!
Bronze Shield 117 years, 10 months & 6 days ago 27th Aug 2008 12:07
 
They're all true experiences!
Lol
Bronze Shield 117 years, 10 months & 6 days ago 27th Aug 2008 12:05
 
zebbyboy
LOL!!
Bronze Shield 117 years, 10 months & 6 days ago 27th Aug 2008 12:04
 
We've had some good times!
Bronze Shield 117 years, 10 months & 7 days ago 26th Aug 2008 14:26
 
Roflmao.
Bronze Shield 117 years, 10 months & 7 days ago 26th Aug 2008 11:29
 
Lol
Bronze Shield 117 years, 10 months & 8 days ago 26th Aug 2008 08:01
 
Yeah! I swore I knew all the words, but kept getting them wrong xD
Bronze Shield 117 years, 10 months & 8 days ago 26th Aug 2008 07:48
 
LOL
I have about 5 desserts!
The car on the way home aswell - ABBA! And the CHA CHA SLIDE!
Bronze Shield 117 years, 10 months & 8 days ago 26th Aug 2008 07:29
 
I know! 'Don't ring Laura again, got that?' Ooohh, how funny xD

But the icecream at JimmySpices was best. They had no cones so we poured it one a plate and took photos of it xD I ate startes but then got bored and went straight to desert, then had main, then starters and then more dessert xD
Bronze Shield 117 years, 10 months & 8 days ago 26th Aug 2008 07:26
 
Yeah, that was so funny! 'Who the f*** is this?!'
Bronze Shield 117 years, 10 months & 8 days ago 26th Aug 2008 07:24
 
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  1. Me, me and er... Me?
    14th Sep 2009 12:47
    16 years, 9 months & 19 days ago
  2. My best buds here on Mara (:
    14th Sep 2009 12:04
    16 years, 9 months & 19 days ago
  3. Questions stalkers may want to know the answers to
    2nd May 2009 09:57
    17 years, 2 months & 2 days ago
  4. Quizzy things
    5th Jan 2009 08:52
    17 years, 5 months & 28 days ago
  5. Lessons learnt in life (Updated regularly)
    26th Aug 2008 03:25
    17 years, 10 months & 8 days ago


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