Here are a few things I've learnt in my life - All of them include me and my friends! (I'll update soon):

1. Don't give teenage girls pillows - REAL pillow fights hurt like hell.

2. Don't let five tenage girls loose in a all-you-can-eat restaurant with an ice cream machine - Not clever.

3. Don't let four teenage girls loose in a cinema with POWERADE - Being hyper whilst having to sit still is NOT good.

4. Don't give five teenage girls a mobile with unlimited credit - Prank calls lead to TROUBLE, especially from you close friend's boyfriend.

5. Don't let teenage kids go on the Black revolver ride at Drayton Manor theme park more than three times - They WILL throw up.

6. Don't let 5 teenage girls listen to Abba in an enclosed space (Like a car) - You WILL go deaf.

7. If year 11s throw apples at you, don't throw them back - They will hit you and your friends. Year 11s have amazing aim.

8. Don't drink Red Bull if you do not want to go hyper and lie in the middle of the road.

9. Don't take a golf umberella to a crowded place - People do not like being poked in the head by the spokes of an umberella.

10. Do not throw squirty cream at people - They will usually duck and it will hit the person behind them.

11. People don't like it when you tie random items of their P.E kit to a fence.

12. People don't like it when you strap their bag to a netball hoop.

13. Year 11s take snowball fights very seriously.

14. Snow in your ears and eyes hurts. A lot.

15. People don't like it when you put snow down their shirts.

16. Don't wear finger-less gloves when in a snowball fight - It takes a VERY long time to get the feeling back in your fingers.

17. Don't throw Soy sauce at people, it stains their clothes. Permanantly.

18. If somebody throws a rather large, rather thick dictionary at your head, duck immediately.

19. Teachers usually give you a detention when you put paint over
each other's faces in a technology lesson.

20. People get VERY annoyed when you steal their shoes, put stones in them then put them on a roof.

21. People get VERY annoyed when you empty the contents of their school bag onto the school playing fields.

22. Don't drop water ballons out of windows on people, they get quite angry. And wet.