female comebacks - I read this and found some of them funny.
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. .... ... .. . Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. . .. ... .... Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. .... ... .. . Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. .... ... .. . Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. . .. ... .... Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. .... ... .. . Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. . .. ... .... Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today .... ... .. . Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? . .. ... .... Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. .... ... .. . Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together . .. ... .... If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this.... .... ... .. . If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity. . .. ... .... CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" .... ... .. . DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen"
lilliyah112
lol i love em'.
117 years, 7 months & 14 days ago 26th Nov 2008 14:57
lol wiked
117 years, 8 months & 13 days ago 30th Oct 2008 02:07
how did u come up with these combats they are awsome
117 years, 9 months & 21 days ago 20th Sep 2008 11:01
lol these are awsome combacks !!!!
117 years, 9 months & 28 days ago 13th Sep 2008 09:11
these are soo funny
117 years, 9 months & 29 days ago 12th Sep 2008 08:54
17 years, 10 months & 3 days ago
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these are awsome combacks !!!!
