My name = 84% OMG! I'm only 84% human! I wonder what my other 16% is...
My dad = 78% OMG! I'm more human than my dad!
My mum = 82% OMG! I'm more human than her, too!
My user name [not including 99] = 71% Well... It is on the computer...
Conclusion = my family isn't very human!