Forget love, I rather fall in chocolate.
HA
Its not that im anti-social, I just dont like you.
HAHA
Do not follow in my footsteps I walk into walls.
HAHAHA
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends
HAHAHAHA
Be nice to your kids. They chose your nursing home.
HAHAHAHAHA
If swimming is so good for your figure how do you explain whales?
HAHAHAHAHAHA
and finally.....
Is it my imagination or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

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