well i wrote a song about my friend zoe and yes it has to do with poop.
here it goes!!

her name is zoe
and she has to pee
or poop
she'll throw ya for a loop
here name starts with z
so she has to pee
she loves her apples
'cauz her last name is crabtree!!

now that is a go song!

that was for you zoe crabtree