Funny

Month you were born:

Jan-I peeped
Feb- I ran over
March- I licked
April- I jumped
May- I stalked
June- I slurped
July- I tapped
August- I washed
September- I touched
October- I grabbed
November- I swollowed
December- I slapped

Fav number from 1-12

1- a wood pecker
2- a fishing shoe
3- a computer geek
4- a reindeer
5- a lollipop
6- a lemon
7- a girl named Sha
8- a balloon man
9- a MSN emote
10- a donkey's rear
11- a homeless cat
12- a broken nail


Day you were born:

1- because I'm an albino
2- because I can do as I wish
3- because I'm a monkey's uncle
4- because I'm a a failure
5- because it was hard
6- because it was mean
7- because it felt like a jelly bean
8- because it's possible
9- because I'm out of every league
10- because I'm a nerd
11- because I'm an attention seeker
12- because I touch silky things
13- because it makes me giggle
14- because it's so soft
15- because I'm so bubbly
16- because barbies are fighters
17- because I eat everything I see
18- because it wouldn't stay still
19- because I am bouncing around
20- because it needs to be cleaned
21- because I haven't had a bath in months
22- because I'm horrible with people
23- because the backstreet boys are hot.
24- because hippos are obese
25- because I'm both male and female
26- because I'm pretty and you're not
27- because I lick everything in sight
28- because I stalk pretty muppets
29- because the grinch stole Christmas
30- because I can't give up old habbits
31- because I live in Sea World.