1. Yo mamas so hairy shes afraid of tape! 2. Yo mamas so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence! 3. Yo mamas so fat when she wore a red dress everyone shouted, "Hey! Kool-Aid!" 4. Yo mamas so old when I told her to act her age, she droped dead! 5. Yo mamas so stupid she bought book on how to read! 6. Yo mamas so old her birth cetificate expired! 7. Yo mamas so ugly she made a blind kid cry. 8. Yo mamas so ugly she layed down to take a beaty nap and sliped into a coma! 9. Yo mamas so stupid she got run over by a parked car! 10. Yo mamas so stupid she thought a balenced meal was a big mac in each hand! 11. Yo mamas so old there was no such thing as history class! 12. Yo mamas so stupid she got in a fight with a gumball machine cause it wouldn't take food stamps! 13. Yo mamas so stupid she tried to dround her pet fish! 14. Yo mamas so fat when a bus went past her house she said, "TWINKY COME BACK!" 15. Yo mamas so old instead of a parot she has a teradacktal! (i have no clue how to spell that.)
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