I have something to say...IMPORTANT!!!!

Did you hear about the girl who. . .

Called me to get my number,

Spent 20 minutes looking at an orange juice carton because it said 'concerntrate'

Put lipstick on her head because she wanted to make up her mind,

Tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order,

Tried to drown a fish,

Got locked in a grocery store and starved to death,

Tripped over a cordless phone,

Took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept,

Thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats,

When she missed the bus number 44, took the 22 bus twice!

Drove to a airport and saw a sign which said 'airport left' so she turned around and went home!

How stupid can you get?!