Q: What do blonde owls say?
A: "What? What?"

Q: What goes SCREECH-VROOM! SCREECH-VROOM?
A: A blonde going through a blinking red light.

Q: Why can't blondes take coffee breaks at work?
A: Because they're too hard to re-train.

Q:How do you get a blonde to change her mind?
A: Blow into her ear.

Q: How did the blonde spell the word "farm"?
A: "E-I-E-I-O."
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and zetsu-tasi
u know me i'm loco