Why is there no "Mouse" flavor cat food?

why is "Dyslexic" so hard to spell?

if its illigal to drink and drive, why do bars have a parking lot?

Do You need a silencer to shoot a Mime?

why is VERB a NOUN?!

is there a "seeing eye human" for a blind dog?

is it a good thing if your vacume REALLY sucks?

WHY DO WE PRESS HARDER ON THE BUTTONS ON THE REMOTE WHEN WE KNOW THE BATTERIES ARE DEAD!!!!!???!!!

Ever wander, me too! Don't worry, I got more junk!!