re-make of a dumb blonde joke

me and sarah walk in giggling

me!: CAN I HAVE A HAMBURGER AND FRIES

hend: shhh.. this is a library.

sarah: (whispering) can she have a hamburger and fries!

ranya: (lifts up book) shhhhhhhh!

hend: im sorry, there isnt any hamburgers or fries available here.

sarah: seriously, if she doesnt get any fries, she will faint

hend:im sorry bu-

(i faint)

sarah: see what you have done!!!

hend: ooo im sorry t t theres a burger place down the street and to the left...

sarah: thank you..... come on sarah! (picks me up)

(we walk off stage)

hend: i thought only blonde's were dumb.
ranya: no, just sarahs!

SCENE!