Jacob: Hello. Me: Who is this? Jacob: It your furry friend,Jacob Black! Me: (silence) Jacob: So wanna go riding later on our Motorcycles? Me: I don't have a Motorcycle. Jacob: Oh. I must be thinking of someone else... Me: Hows Nessie doing? Jacob: I imprinted on her. Me: Yeeeah Jacob: I smell Bloodsucker Me: *clears throat* Jacob: *growls* Me: Okaay Jacob: Could you maybe leave your door unlocked tonight? Me: Why? Jacob: Because I want to make a Ham sandwhich Me: A Ham sandwhich? Jacob: Yes. Me: (Silence) Jacob: And after I make a Ham sandwhich how 'bout I come up to your room and we can... Me: (hangs up)
AylaWolfskin
meeeks through keyhole to see jacob. jacob:can you unlock the door? me:unlocks door. jacob:thanks. uuhhh can you open the door? me: opens door, bashes his head with a baseball bat. me:drags him inside...never to be seen again.
115 years, 11 months & 16 days ago 18th Jul 2010 23:01
yah what is with the twilight calls ???
116 years, 10 months & 29 days ago 5th Aug 2009 14:12
I would leave my door unlocked for Jacob anytime,lol. XD
116 years, 11 months & 12 days ago 23rd Jul 2009 00:42
Bwahaha! ...Sandwhich.... /StiflesGiggle
117 years & 6 days ago 28th Jun 2009 19:03
me 2 id even open the door for him
117 years & 8 days ago 26th Jun 2009 19:40
omg what is with you and the twilight charcters "shaking things up?"
117 years & 10 days ago 24th Jun 2009 14:24
I would leave my door unlocked for him...
117 years & 14 days ago 20th Jun 2009 12:47
i hav no idea i wuz high there
117 years & 23 days ago 11th Jun 2009 20:32
what is with u hanging up????
117 years & 25 days ago 9th Jun 2009 17:56
dis iz sooooo funny u'll laugh so hard
117 years, 1 month & 8 days ago 26th May 2009 15:45
17 years, 1 month & 12 days ago
eeks through keyhole to see jacob.
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