I found this for 2007 and manipulated it a little to fit'09... * You Know You Live in 2009 When...
1] You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2] You haven't played solitaire/poker/hearts with real cards for years. 3] The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have MSN, Facebook or MySpace. 4] You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV. 6] Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7] As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8] As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9] And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10] You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11]Now you are laughing at yourself, stupidly. Post this in your blog if you fell for it.. you know you did XD