i had this on the forums for a wile but tell me what you think (i do scouts and i made this up for a camp -triple s- and the theme of the camp is international) SKIT: Rams patrol has been given a mission by branch commissioner Smokey to buy six items as props for a skit to celebrate 10 years of Triple S. Rams travelled to the USA to buy a toy Ute and tomato sauce. Scene 1 Person 1: gday mate do ya have a toy Ute on ya? Salesperson1: a what? Person 1: a toy Ute Salesperson 1: a Ute? Don???t know what you???re talking about Person 1: you know a Ute; mate a kinda truck but a matchbox toy Salesperson 1: a Pickup Truck? (Holds up toy Ute) Person1: yeah mate how much Salesperson 1: you Aussie slang, 1 buck 20 thanks Person 1: thanks loads mate
Person 2: walks into McDonalds asking for tomato sauce Person 2: gday mate ya know where the tomato sauce is? Salesperson 2: umm ill get the manager Manager: what???s up? Person 2: gday mate ya know where the tomato sauce is? Manager: Australian is ya? (Putting on Australian accent) Person 2: umm yeah mate could you just tell me where the tomato sauce is Manager: the tomato sauce is ova there with the ketchup (again putting on Australian accent) Person 2: ah ace (goes over get gets ketchup)
The patrol goes to New Zealand to buy thongs, crunchy bar hokey pokey and a Aerial Ping-Pong ball (aussie rules footy) Scene 2 Salesperson 2: gday how you going mate? Person 3: just looking for some thongs Salesperson 2: just over in the undies section Person 3: ew no! foot wear mate thongs you know?... Salesperson 2: oh sorry flip flops ill show you (shows) Person 3: cool blue please tell me what you think
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